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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2017, 09:23:51 PM »
Why are Sears and Catholic priests alike? The both have little boys pants half off.

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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2017, 10:33:58 AM »
The teacher asked Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?" Little Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school today!'"

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2017, 12:30:27 AM »
A patient asks, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”

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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2017, 12:31:35 AM »
Question: How do you distinguish between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
Answer: …the taste! 


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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2017, 12:33:01 AM »
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public!

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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2017, 12:40:48 AM »
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance! ~ Confucius

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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2017, 10:02:49 PM »
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?" ~ Bette Midler

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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2017, 10:37:03 PM »
  A college football coach is giving his team a pep talk in the locker room, and feeling he’s getting nowhere, he drops his pants and grabs the teams mascot, a 2’ alligator. The alligator bites down on his dick, he waits a minute, then pokes the ‘gator in the eye, it let’s go and it drops to the ground. He then challenges the team by asking, “Any of you tough enough to do that?” From the back of the room a voice replies, “I’ll give it a try, if you promise not to poke me in the eye.”

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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2017, 10:53:10 PM »
Little Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

"Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
 
What's the matter mommy, asked Little Larry, "Are you giving up?"




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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2017, 01:05:23 AM »
  A new Foreign Legionnaire is stationed at a remote outpost in the desert, and inquires of another Legionnaire, “What do you do when you want to get laid around here?” The other replies, “There’s always the camel.” So a few weeks later the new Legionnaire is horny but he’s not horny enough to screw a camel. A week later he can’t take it anymore and goes into the stable, drops his pants and mounts the camel, and commences humping away. The other Legionnaire enters and sees him screwing the camel, and asks, “What are you doing?” He replies, “You said you used the camel!” The other replied, “Yeah, but I meant you ride the camel into town, and get laid!”

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« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2017, 08:26:33 AM »

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
 
After a few minutes, Larry asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Larry, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS delivery guy wants to buy Mom"




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« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2017, 08:15:36 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2017, 08:18:21 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2017, 01:49:29 AM »
The Human Resources Director had to fire one of his workers, and he narrowed it down to two people either Mary or Jack. It was a difficult decision because they were both excellent employees.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the water cooler for a glass of water to take an aspirin.

The Human Resources Director approached her and said, “Mary, I’ve never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off.”
 
“Could you jackoff then?” Mary said, “I feel like shit this morning.”


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« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2017, 02:06:57 AM »
You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive more than once.

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