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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2018, 04:06:05 PM »
Please stand up[/size]One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up."Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."[/color]

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2018, 11:05:23 AM »



Why is my profile pic sideways?


Because Iím actually Sidewinder!


Jk. I donít know why itís like that but the joke wrote itself.

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« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2018, 12:31:01 AM »
Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!

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« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2018, 12:33:15 AM »
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


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« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2018, 07:05:53 PM »
"I never said he stole my money." has 7 different meanings depending on which word you stress.

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« Reply #35 on: January 13, 2018, 12:10:41 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2018, 07:49:35 AM »
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« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2018, 08:02:32 AM »
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« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2018, 09:13:17 AM »
A gun is like a parachute. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.

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« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2018, 10:04:02 AM »
Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's nameÖ forever.

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« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2018, 10:04:33 AM »
Many people are alive only because it's against the law to kill them.

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« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2018, 10:04:59 AM »
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

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« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2018, 10:05:38 AM »
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

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« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2018, 01:50:54 AM »
How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll never know because after he screws them, he pays them $130,000 not to tell.

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Re: Joke
« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2018, 08:54:18 PM »
We don't need politics on this board.

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