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« on: October 08, 2017, 06:37:20 AM »
A little girl and little boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true and runs home crying. A while later she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her panties and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2017, 11:05:12 PM »
What's the difference between parsley and pussy? …nobody eats parsley.

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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2017, 11:26:27 AM »
Show me a man who doesn’t lick his woman’s vagina and I’ll show you a man whose woman I can steal. cunnilingus  :)

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2017, 06:33:26 PM »
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Show me a man who doesn’t lick his woman’s vagina and I’ll show you a man whose woman I can steal. cunnilingus  :)

I always picture Doctor Ruth saying "If you don't put your man's penis in your mouth, he will find another mouth for his penis."
The same would generally be true of vaginas and mouths.

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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2017, 05:11:35 PM »
"My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off first!"

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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2017, 10:41:39 AM »
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." ~ Albert Einstein

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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2017, 10:42:16 AM »
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2017, 11:59:23 PM »
What does spaghetti and pussy have in common??
They both wiggle when you eat them. Lol

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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2017, 08:03:14 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2017, 08:18:13 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2017, 10:51:10 PM »
A little old lady sees a girl walking her dog and says,"What a cute little dog. What's his name?"
[/color][/size]The little girl replies, "Porky"[/color][/size]The little old lady asks, "Is that be he's a chubby little dog?"[/color][/size]The girl replies, "No that's because he fucks pigs!"[/color]

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2017, 10:22:03 AM »
Definition of a Buddy - A guy who goes out and gets 2 blow jobs. Then comes back and gives you one.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2017, 06:19:26 AM »
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when Mother bent over, Rover drove her, 'cause Rover had a bone of his own! ;D

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2017, 04:18:24 PM »
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids she knew not what to do
Her doc prescribed pills but they cost too much loot
She's still having kids, but she's moved to a boot.

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2017, 10:40:00 PM »
What's the difference between a new job and a new wife? After 6 months, the job still sucks.

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