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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2018, 06:08:31 AM »
A feller was sittin' at a bar when another feller walks up & asks, "Have you seen Bob?"

First feller says, "Bob who?"

Second feller says with a laugh, "Bob up & kiss my ass!"

The first feller, being a little slow, falls for the same scenario everyday for the rest of the week. The bartender felt sorry for the poor guy & tells him, "When that guy comes in, before he says anything, ask him if he's seen Eileen. When he says Eileen who, you say, I lean over you kiss my ass."

So the second feller eventually comes in & goes straight to his patsy. But before he can say anything, the first feller says, "Have you seen Eileen?

Second feller says, "She just left with Bob."

"Bob who"





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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2018, 01:05:11 PM »
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2018, 07:46:06 AM »
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Joke of the Day
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2018, 10:25:25 AM »
Talking Dog For Sale

A guy is driving around the back woods of Colorado and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty style house that reads, 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Chocolate Labrador Retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
 
'Because he's a liar...  he's never been out of the yard!'


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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2018, 09:13:31 AM »
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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2018, 09:28:31 AM »
I don't mind if a lady wears a watch during a party...
I don't even mind if she looks at it during a party...
But I do mind if she keeps shaking it to see if it's working!

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2018, 09:52:34 AM »
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