Thrash metal: The world is screwed! Let’s drink some beer!
Power metal: The world is screwed! We shall slay the beast with the Sword of Justice!
Symphonic metal: The world is screwed! Listen to this hot goth chick sing!
Death metal: The world is screwed! Let’s go on a killing spree!
Black metal: The world is screwed! Hail Satan!
Doom metal: The world is screwed. We are screwed.
Metalheads will get this…
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rachelvarga
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We're so fucked
Shit outta luck
Hardwired to self-destruct
Shit outta luck
Hardwired to self-destruct
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JimDiGriz
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Heavy Metal: Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!
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rachelvarga
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OldNick999
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I almost did one about pop, hip hop, and country telling us why the world isn’t screwed, but since I don’t listen to those genres (Country fucking near made me self destruct.), I feel I’m not qualified.
Plus, I posted the same thing on Facebook, and if I did the other one, it would trigger a reaction from my sister. Poor girl’s already having issues. I don’t need to cause her anymore by bad mouthing country music.
Plus, I posted the same thing on Facebook, and if I did the other one, it would trigger a reaction from my sister. Poor girl’s already having issues. I don’t need to cause her anymore by bad mouthing country music.