Let’s get this party started

[DoubleM]

It’s been slow here and MR is down so…

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. They get to talking and drinking, and they start arguing over who's the best at converting followers. One says "I bet I could even convert a BEAR!" and they all agree to try to convert a bear.

The next day, the priest says "I sprinked a bear with holy water and it dropped to its knees in prayer!"

The minister says "I wrestled a bear to the water and baptized him! He became docile as a lamb!"

The rabbi is covered in deep, bloody scratches and mumbles "In retrospect, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."


Next….

[Cobia]

Good one.