Magnificent Roxy @ The Dovetail Ranch

[Bigfoot]

Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About a beautiful women you might not know so well
And even if you already know this wonderful female
You'll probably still want to hear my tale

I stopped in at the Dovetail after a long flight,
The first thing I heard was "Oh, I like the height!"
The beauty behind the bar continued to flirt with much moxie
Then the trumpets played as a goddess entered named Roxy

She walked into the bar with a shy grace
and looked my way with a smirk on her face
Wearing sexy lingerie, I tried not to let my eyes linger
But I think Roxy knew she had me wrapped around her finger

With seductive brown eyes, and elegant dark hair
I just had to give in and stare
I could go on for hours about Roxy's beauty and charm
I'm surprised her hotness doesn't set off the fire alarm

In the bedroom Roxy is one of a kind
The pleasure you'll share will blow your mind
The sounds she makes will make you quake
She'll tire you out and make your heart ache

One of the best parties ever and I wouldn't lie
I saw more fireworks than the fourth of July
On a scale from one to ten, Roxy gets an eleven
her parties are as close as you can get to being in Heaven. 

[SixT9er]

Creative Review!


Roxy is a Great party and sexy as hell!

[FumbleNutts]

Bigfoot, this is one of the best reviews I've ever read,
now rest my brother 'cause I know your sexual desires
have been fed  ;D

Very cool, Bigfoot! Congrats on your party with Roxy 

[billwh]

Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About a beautiful women you might not know so well
And even if you already know this wonderful female
You'll probably still want to hear my tale

I stopped in at the Dovetail after a long flight,
The first thing I heard was "Oh, I like the height!"
The beauty behind the bar continued to flirt with much moxie
Then the trumpets played as a goddess entered named Roxy

She walked into the bar with a shy grace
and looked my way with a smirk on her face
Wearing sexy lingerie, I tried not to let my eyes linger
But I think Roxy knew she had me wrapped around her finger

With seductive brown eyes, and elegant dark hair
I just had to give in and stare
I could go on for hours about Roxy's beauty and charm
I'm surprised her hotness doesn't set off the fire alarm

In the bedroom Roxy is one of a kind
The pleasure you'll share will blow your mind
The sounds she makes will make you quake
She'll tire you out and make your heart ache

One of the best parties ever and I wouldn't lie
I saw more fireworks than the fourth of July
On a scale from one to ten, Roxy gets an eleven
her parties are as close as you can get to being in Heaven.

Have you got music to go along with the lyrics? Maybe make a video?

[Crappie1]

Yep, pretty much sums it up BF.  Awesome!!

[wayne208]

Great Going Bigfoot  .. I have partied with this Lady and Every Time was great .. Even when Her and Megan and I Broke the Bed st the Dovetail .. Actually I have broken 2 Beds their .. :-[ :-[

[Bigfoot]

Great Going Bigfoot  .. I have partied with this Lady and Every Time was great .. Even when Her and Megan and I Broke the Bed st the Dovetail .. Actually I have broken 2 Beds their .. :-[ :-[

I actually tried to work the broke bed into the review because I remember Roxy commenting on it.  But if you noticed, your lingerie made the final cut.

now rest my brother 'cause I know your sexual desires
have been fed  ;D

Only Temporarily...  The problem with Roxy is one time is never enough. 

[TheImpsDelight]

Great Going Bigfoot  .. I have partied with this Lady and Every Time was great .. Even when Her and Megan and I Broke the Bed st the Dovetail .. Actually I have broken 2 Beds their .. :-[ :-[

Two?? Roxy and Monica only mentioned the one when I was there. You broke another?!

Someone else should start breaking them I guess. Make some headway on wayne before he runs away with the record.  ;D

[Chicagobob]

The last time I partied with Roxy, we were dancing barefoot on broken glass in her bedroom!  Yep, she's a wild one! 

[wayne208]

Thank You for Getting The Lingerie worked into the Story ..  Roxy is not to be Missed by anyone

[Lee]

Alright Bigfoot, You're making me break out my Roxy poem here once again.

                                                                                        ROXY

                                                                                    Roxy, Roxy,
                                                                                    Yes You're Foxy,
                                                                                    You make my heart
                                                                                    beat fast!

                                                                                    When face to face,
                                                                                    and in Your arms,
                                                                                    Mr. Happy
                                                                                    just can't last!

                                                                                              ;D

[Chicagobob]

Great Going Bigfoot  .. I have partied with this Lady and Every Time was great .. Even when Her and Megan and I Broke the Bed st the Dovetail .. Actually I have broken 2 Beds their .. :-[ :-[

Here's a pair for you Wayne!  ;D

[wayne208]

ChicagoBob I Believe I might have met those 2 Ladies ..  ;D  I Did Apologize to Monica about the Beds .. True She does not talk to Me anymore and She did tell Me Never to Come to the Dovetail when She was around .. Looking Back Maybe She did not accept My Apologies  :-\ :-[ :-[    That explains her not accepting My Phone calls anymore