Quotes

[firefighter]

"A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love." ~ Saint Basil 

[Lee]

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.  -  Chinese Proverb

[Mikey]

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Ann Landers

[Mikey]

Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde

[Lee]

Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde

Perhaps it's uncommon to 'quote a quote' in this category. Just wanted to Thank You Mikey for this one.

[firefighter]

"A man without a woman is like a fish without water!" ~ Jennifer Kesler

[firefighter]

"Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise and the amazement of the Gods!" ~ Plato

[firefighter]

"Cunnilingus is next to Godliness!" ~ Kali Nichta

[firefighter]

“Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness!” ~ Emme Rollins

[Mikey]

The idea of God is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind. - Marquis de Sade

[Mikey]

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?    Mark Twain

[firefighter]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research! ~ Paraprosdokian 

[firefighter]

"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool." ~ Stephen King

[firefighter]

“They do not love that do not show their love!” ~ William Shakespeare

[firefighter]

“Love and work... work and love… that's all there is!” ~ Sigmund Freud

[firefighter]

“The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.” ~ Natalie Cole

[Mikey]

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?  Andy Rooney

[Mikey]

I think women are way more conflicted than men, and I think we come from a society that's very comfortable with the Madonna / whore complex, you know. We're either really good hookers or really good mothers. Charlze Theron

[Mikey]

Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity. Thor Heyerdahl

[Mikey]

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. - David Niven

[Mikey]

I think religion has caused so much catastrophe in the world.  - Kirk Douglas