Quotes

[firefighter]

"A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love." ~ Saint Basil 

[BigBankA7D]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil because I’m the baddest mother fucker in the valley

[Prospector Bob]

From a restroom wall: Alimony... the screwing you get from the screwing you got. 

[Prospector Bob]

"If at first you don't succeed, keep at it until you do suck seed." ~ Former porn actress Lisa DeLeeuw

[Mikey]

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain[/size]

[Mikey]

Never gamble more than you can afford to lose.[/size]

[Mikey]

When you learn that a truth is a lie, anger follows.

Grace Slick[/size]

[Prospector Bob]

"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!" ~ Milton Berle

[Slednx]

"looking for a well built 18-30 year old to be slaughtered then consumed"-

Arwin Meiwes aka "The Master Butcher

[Mikey]

"Never wait or hesitate
Get in kid, before it's too late
You may never get another chance
'Cause youth a mask but it don't last
Live it long and live it fast"

From the "Killing of Georgie Boy"[/size]

[MrTShirt]

Cartoon showing a man watching the TV news - captioned with the following:

"Several injuries resulted from this year's running with the bulls event in Pamplona, Spain, involving a European rugby team.  The bulls remain in stable condition, while team members expressed their concern from a local cafe."

Artist: The 5th Wave, by Rich Tennant

Rugby For Dummies, Mathew Brown, etc. page 193.

[Prospector Bob]

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you are governed by your inferiors. ~ Plato

[Lee]

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."  - Mark Twain

[Lee]

Keep Your face to the sunshine and You cannot see the shadow  - Helen Keller

[Mikey]

But you can't always stay the same. I feel sorry for people who try to, though. One of the most beautiful things in life is to grow old with dignity. Those people--men and women--who clutch their youth, one day they are going to have to admit that they are not young anymore, and what will they do? You have to accept the different phases of your life and find the beauty in each one.

Katy Jurado[/size]

[Mikey]

"Don't be a prick to the people you really care about." Gabriel Byrnes as "Bill" on "War of the Worlds"[/size]

[Mikey]

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Oscar Wilde[/size]

[AlexaWu]

“Some people look for a beautiful place. Others make a place beautiful.” - Hazrat Inayat Khan

[Mikey]

Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.

Marcus Aurelius[/size]

[Mikey]

"I think you will have a tremendous future for your country, you're a great leader," Trump added. "We will help it to happen." Trump speaking to Kim Jong Un Feb. 27, 2019[/size]

[Prospector Bob]

"Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent." ~ Winston Churchill