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Women look for physical traits just like men but the most liked thing is humor. Relations between men and women is probably he most studied thing on Earth.  I have a friend that is a 5 or 6. Only when he starts talking do girls suddenly like him. He gets really pretty girls. The sort of thing where you say what does she see in him. He is really funny.

Guys ask what I like and I say they have to be funny. Guys try to impress with abs but have no personality to me I don't like them. I was in Lowes once and this guy in the paint section was just average but he made me laugh and was funny. I thought to give him my number without thinking. That's one of the tricks. The ones of you that make the girls laugh probably get better deals.

Just don't dumb funny or forced and be careful with dark humor. Personally I like dark humor. Do some research yourself.
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Rachel Varga link wrote: Women look for physical traits just like men but the most liked thing is humor. Relations between men and women is probably he most studied thing on Earth.  I have a friend that is a 5 or 6. Only when he starts talking do girls suddenly like him. He gets really pretty girls. The sort of thing where you say what does she see in him. He is really funny.

Guys ask what I like and I say they have to be funny. Guys try to impress with abs but have no personality to me I don't like them. I was in Lowes once and this guy in the paint section was just average but he made me laugh and was funny. I thought to give him my number without thinking. That's one of the tricks. The ones of you that make the girls laugh probably get better deals.

Just don't dumb funny or forced and be careful with dark humor. Personally I like dark humor. Do some research yourself.
If I have funny abs, does that count?
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I’m funny looking so I’m in without saying a word!  ;D
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SixT9er link wrote: I’m funny looking so I’m in without saying a word!  ;D
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!  ;D
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Chuckar chaser link wrote: All I'm going to add to this is if you put a toe tag hanging from your penis for the lady to find during the DC that says "please resuscitate" don't use a hard plastic one. It might turn sideways dig into your thighs and cause you to walk like you messed your pants.
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Rachel Varga link wrote: Women look for physical traits just like men but the most liked thing is humor. Relations between men and women is probably he most studied thing on Earth.  I have a friend that is a 5 or 6. Only when he starts talking do girls suddenly like him. He gets really pretty girls. The sort of thing where you say what does she see in him. He is really funny.

Guys ask what I like and I say they have to be funny. Guys try to impress with abs but have no personality to me I don't like them. I was in Lowes once and this guy in the paint section was just average but he made me laugh and was funny. I thought to give him my number without thinking. That's one of the tricks. The ones of you that make the girls laugh probably get better deals.

Just don't dumb funny or forced and be careful with dark humor. Personally I like dark humor. Do some research yourself.
I see this...  People who don't know the Mr. think he is always flirting.  My wife was surprised people think this too because she's used to my personality.  I figured it out.. I am open, like to chat, and have a sense of humor.  Sometimes I just had a sense of humor to cheer-up someone's day who may be working a mundane job.  I tried to tone it down after that because I didn't realize women saw humor, a smile, and small talk as flirting. 
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I was at WalMart and walking out. It was lightning and the guy said to me. If I get struck by lightning I was you to use CPR, not him. It was an elderly man on the other side of me. He laughed and I did too. I get weird stuff out of nowhere sometimes. I get my stuff bagged with enthusiasm and always right if it's a guy. So I guess there are some perks. I was going to write a post on this but people will think I am a bitch or stuck up.
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Rachel Varga link wrote: I was at WalMart and walking out. It was lightning and the guy said to me. If I get struck by lightning I was you to use CPR, not him. It was an elderly man on the other side of me. He laughed and I did too. I get weird stuff out of nowhere sometimes. I get my stuff bagged with enthusiasm and always right if it's a guy. So I guess there are some perks. I was going to write a post on this but people will think I am a bitch or stuck up.
Haters would.. I would say real and honest. 
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The question of whether beauty has an advantage is a tricky one. If you do know do your just let things happen or do you exploit it. People who complain about it have a point to a degree but they really shouldn't because the pros outweigh the cons.


I hate when girls complain about it. Nothing you do can to stop a guy from asking if you need help unless you are a bitch to them and that is stupid because you are fighting something that is automatic for a reason.


Right now society is so stupid. You can't force millions, yes millions, of years of nature's attempt at perfection and efficiency. You can temper it like teach boys to be nice but you can't force them to go against instinct. I'm sure that will upset someone but if it does then it shows again that they believe that social rules can trump deeply rooted instinct and it can't.


Like fight or flight is automatic. It just happens, you don't intellectually decide to run or fight. You just do it.


Okay I will stop before this turns into a fight.
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My father found that when he dressed up, everyone catered to him.
When he wore his farmer clothes, no one noticed him.
Same thing with ladies - being pleasing to the eye and/or pleasing personality gives you an edge.
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If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.  -Marilyn Monroe
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