Guess Favorite Drink and Get Free Blowjob

[MrTShirt]

Yeah I'm not Russian so it's not vodka.

Because you are not Russian and because you saw Communism first had is why I said vodka would not be your favorite.

[rachelvarga]

Yes these are shameless plugs but I don't care. You come here to talk with hot babes right, so fuck it. Let's talk about some fun things like blowjobs.


So you are at the bar and you want to buy us a drink. You know about the new special. Guess our favorite alcoholic  drink and you get a free blowjob.


Girls don't tell your answer just yet. Let's see what these boys and girls come up with.


Disclaimer: This is not a real deal and for entertainment only.

[whackymole]

I noticed at the Mustang, Ladies sipping down a blue drink called the "Adios Motherf*cker." That would be my guess. Another girl liked drinking this yellowish cocconut pineapple drink, but I don't know what it's called.

[Chicagobob]

Here's what I remember from the current ladies.

Mustang Ladies
Luna: Patron
Lilly: Cardonnay
Nikita: Absolut

Mound House
Bailey: Beam & Diet Coke
Roxy: Jack & Coke
Imogen: Titos
Chanel: Crown
Jessica: Tanqueray & OJ

Dovetail
Roxy: Titos
Sara: Jack & 7
Belle: Crown

Mona's:
Lily: Jack
Jessie: Crown
Mila: Chardonney

Inez
Bella: Titos & Cranberry
Jade: 7 & 7

Desert Rose
Journey: Crown
Ariel: Bacardi

OK, my head hurts now.  Did I ever mention that my bar tab averages $900 each trip?

[Florida Couple]

Here's what I remember from the current ladies.

Mustang Ladies
Luna: Patron
Lilly: Cardonnay
Nikita: Absolut

Mound House
Bailey: Beam & Diet Coke
Roxy: Jack & Coke
Imogen: Titos
Chanel: Crown
Jessica: Tanqueray & OJ

Dovetail
Roxy: Titos
Sara: Jack & 7
Belle: Crown

Mona's:
Lily: Jack
Jessie: Crown
Mila: Chardonney

Inez
Bella: Titos & Cranberry
Jade: 7 & 7

Desert Rose
Journey: Crown
Ariel: Bacardi

OK, my head hurts now.  Did I ever mention that my bar tab averages $900 each trip?

That's a whole heap of blow jobs for you.  I can vouch for the Chardonnay for Mila.  She also likes White Claws so, mabey I'll get two blowjobs from her  ;D

Santanna Dovetail  Premier protein.. she doesn't drink.  So one more BJ for me 

Sagebrush Alexa Wu  Red Wine.. Cabernet

Kit Kat Katie Summers  Long Island Iced Tea

[RoxyGold]

Here's what I remember from the current ladies.

Mustang Ladies
Luna: Patron
Lilly: Cardonnay
Nikita: Absolut

Mound House
Bailey: Beam & Diet Coke
Roxy: Jack & Coke
Imogen: Titos
Chanel: Crown
Jessica: Tanqueray & OJ

Dovetail
Roxy: Titos
Sara: Jack & 7
Belle: Crown

Mona's:
Lily: Jack
Jessie: Crown
Mila: Chardonney

Inez
Bella: Titos & Cranberry
Jade: 7 & 7

Desert Rose
Journey: Crown
Ariel: Bacardi

OK, my head hurts now.  Did I ever mention that my bar tab averages $900 each trip?

So are you on for another duet with me and Bailey then? It’s been awhile since we left you unable to walk out of the Sage

[Chicagobob]

I've learned to park my car at the bottom of the wheelchair ramp when I party with you two! 

I almost put an asterisk on my list next to you and Bailey denoting The Whiskey Twins.

And yes, I'm down anytime! 

[Florida Couple]

Alexa Wu confirmed I got her drink right.  That's another one for me 

[rachelvarga]

No one will ever figure out what my drink is. No one. Lol.

[MrTShirt]

No one will ever figure out what my drink is. No one. Lol.

Given the history of your youth and your homeland, it certainly won't be vodka.

[Florida Couple]

No one will ever figure out what my drink is. No one. Lol.

Tuica?  May be too easy but, a guess.

[Highlander]

No one will ever figure out what my drink is. No one. Lol.

Tequila and soda two limes.

Highlander

[rachelvarga]

Given the history of your youth and your homeland, it certainly won't be vodka.

Yeah I'm not Russian so it's not vodka.

[Prospector Bob]

Tuica?  May be too easy but, a guess.

Tuica is what I was thinking but it might be palinca or slivovitz but my first thought was good ol' tequila! Are we close Rachel?

[rachelvarga]

How do you guys know about tuica?

[Vanityaffair]

Sorry guys. I’m a kool-ade  girl.
XO Vanity

[Prospector Bob]

How do you guys know about tuica?

I was researching brandies on google & ran across tuica as a distilled plum spirit from Romania. I learned it's Romania's national drink & was originally like our moonshine & anyone with a still made it. Made sense it might be a favorite drink for you. But I'm still thinking you like tequila too. 

[Florida Couple]

How do you guys know about tuica?

Does that mean I guessed right  ;D

[rachelvarga]

I was researching brandies on google & ran across tuica as a distilled plum spirit from Romania. I learned it's Romania's national drink & was originally like our moonshine & anyone with a still made it. Made sense it might be a favorite drink for you. But I'm still thinking you like tequila too. 

I can't handle tequila. Thanks for researching that. It is Romanian and many people make it from plums. It is very strong sometimes. We have a little at dinner on holidays. Some people do I mean.

[Prospector Bob]

I can't handle tequila. Thanks for researching that. It is Romanian and many people make it from plums. It is very strong sometimes. We have a little at dinner on holidays. Some people do I mean.

Looks like I struck out guessing tequila.    Oh well! 

Tuica can be up to 55% alcohol (110 proof). Very strong could be a very good description.  ;D  From what I read, Romanians don't need a holiday to partake in this spirit. Noroc! 

It's got me curious. Would you know where can I find Tuica in the U.S.?