The Strange Case of ChicagoBob and the Rose in the Desert

[Vanityaffair]

Vanity affair will start tour at Desert Rose in Elko hopefully in may 2021 when we open up again. Blond busty mature. Courtesan of the year winner for this past year. 
XO Vanity

[Chicagobob]

Vanity affair will start tour at Desert Rose in Elko hopefully in may 2021 when we open up again. Blond busty mature. Courtesan of the year winner for this past year. 
XO Vanity

I'm still banned from Desert Rose...  :

[Vanityaffair]

Don

[Florida Couple]

I'm still banned from Desert Rose...  :

Dare I ask how you got banned  ;D

[Chicagobob]

Dare I ask how you got banned  ;D

It's a long story...  pour yourself a cup and sit a spell. 

It was all just a big misunderstanding.  As you can see below, I was a victim of circumstances. 

I arrived about 8pm and ordered up a double Bacardi. The place was totally dead even for a Sunday night. I bullshitted with the bartender a bit then told him to ring the bell. Out comes 3 hotties. One of the ladies looked somewhat familiar, so I grabbed her and settled in to chat. I thought I recognized her, but just couldn't place her. She literally looked about 18 years old, a Size zero, with perky little titties. So fucking CUTE! I love pixie porn and she was a star! Don't even think it! I already know I'm a KSF.

Anyway, we really hit it off! We sat there talking and drinking to almost 11pm! I completely lost all track of time. It turns out that she worked at Chicken Ranch with Emily (Sophie) and also at Mona's about 2 years ago! She goes by Ariel now... does that sound familiar to anyone? She is absolutely the tiniest spinner that I have ever met. She also has extensive ink - ring a bell? A real baby face!

OK, as you probably guessed after 3 hours of convo and 6 rounds we were both getting pretty smashed! By then I had pretty much laid out what I was looking for. 11pm shift change came and went and we were still sitting there. We finally went to her room to talk. OMG! How can such a sweet girl have such a Platinum Pu$$y!  I started to get up and walk out. She grabbed my arm, pulled me back down on the bed, and we spent the next 20 minutes playing kissie face and copping feels, but I would not back down. I flat out told her that if she doesn't take my offer, I'll go around the corner and find 10 girls that will.

Finally, we agreed to disagree. We walked back out to the empty bar and she says "you wanna have another drink?" WTF? You just price walked me, and now you want to share another drink? I was so lost by then I just said yes! We sat there another half hour - me with Ron Bacardi and her with the red wine. Then all of a sudden, out of the blue, she blurted out "fuck it, get me a shot of Jamieson and let's book" I was blown away!

This is where it gets really interesting... I bought her a shot and she drank it down in one swallow! You have to remember, this girl is all of 90 pounds! We went back to the bedroom and I pulled out my cash. She actually stood their holding the money, sort of looking at it, and then she said in a whiny, troubled voice "I really want more". Now, I've played before so I grabbed my cash back (right out of her hand) and told her I'm getting uncomfortable. You would think at that point she would have hit the panic button calling the bartender, but nooooooo. She says "Let's have ANOTHER drink and think about it"

By now, we both can hardly walk. I was thinking, all I have to do is walk around the corner. The Stockman's is only a block away and I can get my car in the morning. Anyway, we sat and had ANOTHER drink! By then, it was after 1am and I couldn't even think! We were still the only people in the place. She got up to use the bathroom and promptly fell onto the stage and proceeded to pass out. The bartender says "that's it, you guys are DONE!"  He grabbed my arm and promptly showed me the door and shouted "don't ever come back!"

I'm hoping after they reopen in May, I might try again and nobody will recognize me... 

[Florida Couple]

Wow.. surprised you were banned.  You'll have to try again.  It was funny, when we were at Mona's, I used a credit card.  They took me to a small room to sign / finger print (assuming a lot of disputed charges).  There were pictures of dudes all over the wall banned for entry  ;D

[SToN3y]

Bob- Frankly, that sounds like a stupid reason to be banned. You weren't abusive or out of line. If anything, it was the courtesan that should've gotten kicked out. I can't help but think that was ALL the bartender, just sick of you guys playing games into the wee hours of the morning.

I would honestly try again. Maybe call ahead and speak with the owner. Especially after the year-long dry spell, can the Desert Rose really afford to ostracize a star monger? 

[rachelvarga]

I split this off so Vanity can announce her work schedule and it won't get lost among the other stuff.

[MrTShirt]

Rachel:  Thanks for split.  The girls need to be able to advertise.

Bob:  The bartender may not remember you, or even be there.  Just go in and see what happens.

[Cobia]

I would never in hell go back.

[Duck11]

The bartender should have stopped serving her drinks after she was tipsy.

CB go back and try again.

[Chicagobob]

The bartender should have stopped serving her drinks after she was tipsy.

CB go back and try again.

Yeah Duck, he could have cut her off before she passed out.  I think though the bartender coming on duty at 11pm didn't realize that we had already been drinking for 3 hours before he came on.    :

I'm gonna try again when they reopen.  Gabe, the owner, is a good guy and he will probably let it slide.  That bartender is probably long gone by now anyway. 

Now, if I can only get reinstated at Sue's, but that is another story.    ;D

[niceguy eddie]

Chicagobob,

I get the feeling that you are like a real life Billy Bob Thornton from Bad Santa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoFDAq48JOM

[JimDiGriz]

"The Strange Case of ChicagoBob and the Rose in the Desert"

At first I thought this was a Hardy Boys mystery, but then I remembered that they were always saying things like "Jeepers!" and "Gosh!", so I don't think they'd be comfortable in a brothel.

[Dirk Diggler]

"The Strange Case of ChicagoBob and the Rose in the Desert"

At first I thought this was a Hardy Boys mystery, but then I remembered that they were always saying things like "Jeepers!" and "Gosh!", so I don't think they'd be comfortable in a brothel.

You're saying that you've never told a lady, "Jeppers, you made me cum so fast, gosh you really are the best!" ???  ;D

[The Toffeeman]

Now, if I can only get reinstated at Sue's, but that is another story.    ;D

Lol Bob, Sue's will be way out your 'new enhanced' price range when they open 

But good luck on the incognito approach, not gonna be easy with your stature 

[Funmonger]

Bob,

You've said your the Civy World won't have you or something like that so
now the Brothels in the Nevada too? You'll just have to move to Mexico until it happens there too. I think time will run out before you eliminate them all.

Keep havin' FUN !

[Slednx]

Rachel:  Thanks for split.  The girls need to be able to advertise.

Bob:  The bartender may not remember you, or even be there.  Just go in and see what happens.

That would probably work as long as he doesn't talk. Bob likes to talk about himself in the third person. First time I ran into him was years ago at Inez's, long before this site. I sat at the bar and listened as this guy mentioned "Chicago Bob" no less than 3 times to a lady while also at the bar. It would be a dead give away, It certainly let me know that night.

It reminded me of that Seinfeld episode where "Jimmy" at the gym was trying to sell those basketball sneakers. Lol

[Chicagobob]

Chicagobob,

I get the feeling that you are like a real life Billy Bob Thornton from Bad Santa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoFDAq48JOM

I had something very similar happen in Reno.  I was at my go-to strip joint (The Men's Club) visiting an old friend who was a dancer.  I would always stop in when I was in town on my down nights to see her and we became good friends.  I never did lap dances with her, but we enjoyed talking, drinking, and hanging out. 

The last time that I came in, the Floor Boss came over and asked me to leave.  He then turned to her and said "you know the rules about having your boyfriend hang around here."  WTF?  I'm old enough to be her grandfather and this guy thinks she's my girlfriend!  I guess he was pissed about her just sitting with me and not "working the floor" while I was there.  :

[rachelvarga]

I had something very similar happen in Reno.  I was at my go-to strip joint (The Men's Club) visiting an old friend who was a dancer.  I would always stop in when I was in town on my down nights to see her and we became good friends.  I never did lap dances with her, but we enjoyed talking, drinking, and hanging out. 

The last time that I came in, the Floor Boss came over and asked me to leave.  He then turned to her and said "you know the rules about having your boyfriend hang around here."  WTF?  I'm old enough to be her grandfather and this guy thinks she's my girlfriend!  I guess he was pissed about her just sitting with me and not "working the floor" while I was there.  :