Travel euphemisms
- OldNick999
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Travel euphemisms
I admit, I kind of have a cover for if I take a trip to Nevada. I’ll tell a few coworkers or friends, “I’m going to Reno/Vegas/Elko/wherever.” Some say “Have fun,” others ask what I’m doing. More than just gambling. I say, “I’m visiting friends.”
I’ve told a few of the ladies that that’s what I say if I’m going to a brothel, and they’ve all told me, “That's really not a lie.” So I’m sticking with that.
Though I might tell my ex that I’m seeing a long distance girlfriend. LOL
I’ve told a few of the ladies that that’s what I say if I’m going to a brothel, and they’ve all told me, “That's really not a lie.” So I’m sticking with that.
Though I might tell my ex that I’m seeing a long distance girlfriend. LOL
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We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
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Have learned even mentioning a "hiking trip around Tahoe" can be a trigger...as in "Tahoe? That's on the way to Reno? Reno? Hey, isn't that Mustang Ranch near there?" I've learned to shut the hell up
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I wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol.Florida Couple wrote: ↑Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
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That's awesomeRoxyGold wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 amI wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol.Florida Couple wrote: ↑Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
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You wanna know what’s more awesome? Kids came here trick or treating for Halloween! With their parents holding their hands! Seriously, NO ONE CARESFlorida Couple wrote: ↑Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:46 amThat's awesomeRoxyGold wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 amI wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol.Florida Couple wrote: ↑Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
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Wow.. that's amazing. More states should be like Nevada. Love it.RoxyGold wrote: ↑Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:24 pmYou wanna know what’s more awesome? Kids came here trick or treating for Halloween! With their parents holding their hands! Seriously, NO ONE CARESFlorida Couple wrote: ↑Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:46 amThat's awesomeRoxyGold wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 amI wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol.Florida Couple wrote: ↑Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
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That is so so cool!
You gave them candy not « party balloons”, right?
You gave them candy not « party balloons”, right?
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This is an Elko thing, since the brothels are right in town vs being several miles from it.Florida Couple wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:03 amWow.. that's amazing. More states should be like Nevada. Love it.RoxyGold wrote: ↑Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:24 pmYou wanna know what’s more awesome? Kids came here trick or treating for Halloween! With their parents holding their hands! Seriously, NO ONE CARESFlorida Couple wrote: ↑Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:46 amThat's awesomeRoxyGold wrote: ↑Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 amI wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol.Florida Couple wrote: ↑Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
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13 years ago…I was looking into moving to Elko. Then life intervened.RoxyGold wrote: ↑Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:43 amThis is an Elko thing, since the brothels are right in town vs being several miles from it.Florida Couple wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:03 amWow.. that's amazing. More states should be like Nevada. Love it.RoxyGold wrote: ↑Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:24 pmYou wanna know what’s more awesome? Kids came here trick or treating for Halloween! With their parents holding their hands! Seriously, NO ONE CARES
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The use of euphemisms for sex reminds me of this Carlin gem:
“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.”
“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.”