The Worlds Worst Noob Advice

[rachelvarga]

What is the worst advice you have ever heard given to a Noob?

[FumbleNutts]

What is the worst advice you have ever heard given to a Noob?

To just go in and have a line-up. For a noob, I think this is just too intimidating.

[Dr. Who]

Taking advice from someone who has never visited a brothel before ...it's like the blind leading the blind ...LOL.  8)

[rachelvarga]

Joining the other forum

[Dirk Diggler]

Joining the other forum

Only if one thinks it has a basis in reality lol.
It’s like Sons of Anarchy. Fun show imho filled with lots of drama, backstabbing, and people getting shot........but it doesn’t depict real daily life in a Motorcycle Club at all.


Dirk

[FredT]

LOL....  "Just pay what the lady asks, they NEVER overcharge you, and those ARE the going rates!" 


(Honest, I am NOT making this up to make a point!)  ???


(And yes, I did interject myself and tell the guy that this was full of shit.  Jordan(Tall blonde at the Wildhorse) was sitting next to me at the time, and choked on her Pepsi, and told me I had a bigger set of balls than she remembered from the night before!

[RoxyGold]

If it's on the internet, it must be true. Because people never lie or exaggerate on the internet.  ;D

[rachelvarga]

If it's on the internet, it must be true. Because people never lie or exaggerate on the internet.  ;D

Exactly.  I am sometimes amazed at how some of the people who think they are LPIN Gods and know how we think are the most clueless of all.

Don't get me wrong. There is a lot of advice that is good but it isn't possible to understand how things work on the inside if you aren't a courtesan. I got tired of trying to correct them so I made this site for girls.

[Aubrey Huff]

The evolution of the worst noob advice:

Week 1 - "I work with all budgets!"

Week 2 - Thread posted where noob gets charged $xxxx/hour by Ms. All Budgets.

Week 3 - "The emotional labor of being a working girl is just too much, I have to charge this."

Week 4 - "I appreciate my clients so much!"  Even though I relentlessly bash them to other clients and on social media.

Good times.............

Wash, rinse, repeat

[MrTShirt]

"All of we girls get along."

[SixT9er]

Just go, you’ll find a Lady you’re interested in who will work with your budget


This is bad advice if you have unrealistic expectations for the budget you have to work with.
I’ve found that most Ladies I’m interested in have worked with my budget

[SixT9er]

Don’t waste your time on the hottest Lady, she’s way too expensive


I’ve partied with plenty of Beautiful Ladies and I’m no high roller. Remember it never hurts to ask

[SixT9er]

“Just take a cab, it won’t cost much”


For what the Lady has to upcharge because of the damn Kelly fare you can rent a car and be money ahead!

[OlderPhart]

“Just take a cab, it won’t cost much”


For what the Lady has to upcharge because of the damn Kelly fare you can rent a car and be money ahead!

"...because of the damn Kelly fare..."

Okay.
I'll admit that I don't know what this is....
What the hell is a "Kelly far"?


 

[SixT9er]

"...because of the damn Kelly fare..."

Okay.
I'll admit that I don't know what this is....
What the hell is a "Kelly far"?

A Lady can explain better but if you take a cab to the house a Lady has to pay the cab driver a percentage of her party, I believe 20% I’ve heard. But the house doesn’t pay any of it. So in order for the Lady to make her same rate she has to raise the party price to cover what she has to pay the cabbie. Otherwise she takes a tremendous pay cut. It’s often times cheaper to rent a car! The fee I’m told also goes to the Uber driver


This stems back from the days where the cabbies would promote the house as there wasn’t any real advertising the house could do so the cabbie would get a kickback but now a huge part of advertising is already being done by the Ladies themselves via the Internet so it’s something that either the house should pay for or just be eliminated


Hope this makes sense

[MrTShirt]

In some countries you see the same thing when you take a cab to your hotel.  The cabbie may try to switch you to a "better" hotel.  Obviously a hotel he gets a cut from.

[OlderPhart]

Thanks!

It's what I figured.....but wanted to be sure

[SixT9er]

“The more you pay, the better the party”


I’ve found no correlation between the two.


Most Ladies will give the best party they can once the agreement has been reached