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I was wondering what rules others follow when selecting a lady to party with. I have a couple of my own.

  1. The lady must have been in LPIN for at least one year. This should weed out the ladies who don't enjoy the job. This rule is my deal-breaker.
  2. The lady must also participate in at least 2 of the following: forums, social media, personal website. This shows me she's serious about her job and looking to grow her business. Plus, it gives me an idea of whether we'd hit it off and have a great party or not. This rule is a little more fluid, but still important.

Those are really the only two rules I have beyond basic ones like attraction and not picking a lady who looks like someone I know.
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Not complicated for me.


1 How much $$$ and do I like her rear view.


As long as that falls into place I can make it work for one ride. I only look for other things if I think I would want to book her again.
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Mine is simple: Do I feel a connection? I didn’t use to follow this simple rule and that resulted in most of my less than stellar parties. When I follow this I don’t think I’ve had a bad party
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Does she have a pulse? ;D
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I threw the selection rule book out the window, years ago, since you just never know who you might meet and be attracted too when visiting the brothels.  Although, I do look for certain qualities in a lady when we meet ...am I attracted to her by her looks, do I sense mutually good vibes between us, and is she budget friendly.
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Chicagobob link wrote: Does she have a pulse? ;D

?? Best answer so far.?
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Ironman link wrote:
?? Best answer so far.?

Yup, that's a deal breaker for me!  ;D
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Chicagobob link wrote: Does she have a pulse? ;D

That's a good rule. I should add it to my list.
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Chicagobob link wrote:
Yup, that's a deal breaker for me!  ;D

I would think so and definitely hope so.?
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Chicagobob link wrote: Does she have a pulse? ;D
It's never happened to me in my LPIN ventures, but a couple of times with women in my past, I wondered if they had a pulse. Both times I pulled out & beat feet outta there. Come girl, don't just lie there, fuck me back!  :o
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Does she have a pulse. Space Duck you grabbed it before me. I love that like also. Thanks Chicago Bob
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Space Duck link wrote: I was wondering what rules others follow when selecting a lady to party with. I have a couple of my own.

  • The lady must have been in LPIN for at least one year. This should weed out the ladies who don't enjoy the job. This rule is my deal-breaker.
  • The lady must also participate in at least 2 of the following: forums, social media, personal website. This shows me she's serious about her job and looking to grow her business. Plus, it gives me an idea of whether we'd hit it off and have a great party or not. This rule is a little more fluid, but still important.
Those are really the only two rules I have beyond basic ones like attraction and not picking a lady who looks like someone I know.

Wow - good for you boys for being so open and non-judgmental of the ladies.  We have a laundry list of items: 


1 - We prefer she's a bit older!  We have kids in their early 20's and the idea of having a party with someone that could date our children creates a bit of uneasy in both of us. 


2 - We prefer the lady is legitimate bi-sexual (or any of the new fancy names for sexual openness nowadays).  Or, at least we'd like her to be a good enough actress to fool us. 


3 - We prefer some imperfections.  When you're middle aged, the idea of being nude with your husband and another woman is a bit intimidating.  When her body is perfect, it becomes difficult for there to be comfort and relaxation.  We'd prefer some signs of gravity, so aging, some wear and tear..... heck - crows feet, wrinkles, love handles ..... there's just too many perfect woman in LPIN!


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We could probably go on a bit, but while this is what we look for - we've always wound up with perfect, young, fabulous woman who may not actually be into the ladies and are so wonderful that we'd welcome them into our family if they wanted to date our kids ;)  
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Not judgemental but I am discerning.  The fact is most of the Ladies in LPIN I have no interest in so therefore I don’t look for the connection with them to begin with. If I’m not attracted to them what’s the point? I learned this by having a few parties where I wasn’t but the Lady was cool so I ignored that aspect and the parties were subpar.
I’m actually a picky bastard so I Eliminate the majority of Ladies right off the bat!
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Midwest Couple link wrote: ...We could probably go on a bit, but while this is what we look for - we've always wound up with perfect, young, fabulous woman who may not actually be into the ladies and are so wonderful that we'd welcome them into our family if they wanted to date our kids ;)  
Well, you could take advantage of the situation and do some match making for your kids.  (Always here to help!  :)   )
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Space Duck link wrote: I was wondering what rules others follow when selecting a lady to party with. I have a couple of my own.

  • The lady must have been in LPIN for at least one year. This should weed out the ladies who don't enjoy the job. This rule is my deal-breaker.
  • The lady must also participate in at least 2 of the following: forums, social media, personal website. This shows me she's serious about her job and looking to grow her business. Plus, it gives me an idea of whether we'd hit it off and have a great party or not. This rule is a little more fluid, but still important.
Those are really the only two rules I have beyond basic ones like attraction and not picking a lady who looks like someone I know.

I actually really like to hear this. It's a lot of work to stick it out in this business and get involved in multiple forums, manage social media, build a personal website etc. It's nice to know those things are worth the effort and help to legitimize those of us who are serious and in it for the long haul.[/size]
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Lexie ...love all ur stuff... u really are a hard worker n it shows...u really classy lady
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Space Duck link wrote:
  • The lady must have been in LPIN for at least one year. This should weed out the ladies who don't enjoy the job. This rule is my deal-breaker.
    [li]The lady must also participate in at least 2 of the following: forums, social media, personal website. This shows me she's serious about her job and looking to grow her business. Plus, it gives me an idea of whether we'd hit it off and have a great party or not. This rule is a little more fluid, but still important.[/l][/l]
Heck, no.  I have had some great parties with new ladies.  I don't treat this like I am looking over resumes.  Usually it is a combination of looks and personality.  I get to talking to them and if I get a good feeling we go to their room to talk more.  I tell them what I want, for how long, and a fair offer for what I am willing to pay.  From we begin negotiations which last from a few seconds (if she says yes) to 3-4 minutes max.


Other times I may become aware of them from their board presence, profiles on brothels webpages, or livestream shows.  I meet them in the brothel.


In the past I have walked on ladies who were in the business for a few months as well as those who won courtesan of the year.
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