Vanity Affair @ Desert Club

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Vanity Affair @ Desert Club

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Hit the ground in SLC on Monday the 2nd running toward Battle Mountain. Called Vanity from Wendover to let her know I was coming. At least that's what I told her, actually it was to keep myself from chickening out. Rang the bell and from the start she was very calming which this newbie needed going into his first party ever. From sitting and visiting on the couch to negotiation in her room somehow she put me at ease. Truly professional.

Went with a massage and then into a full hour of an unforgettable GFE. I'll just say she used the right bait, all natural and oh soooo sweet! She never stopped the entire hour! Very intimate experience. Great massage to boot.

I got to meet Rick and Madame Bea, not sure how to spell her name, the oldest active madame in LPIN. Rick has done great work on their place, huge tiled shower area and many other updates to make us feel at home. All accessible for anyone with a disability. Talk about home, it literally is. Rick and Madame Bea were playing cards at the kitchen table when I met them. More than once Vanity offered me a sandwich from a ham she had cooked the previous day.

Want to relax, get a massage, and a great party of your choice, and maybe a meal all from a COY finalist? Look no further.
Thank You Vanity for a great first step into a whole new world, you can join my school anytime. Crappie1 ;)
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You started out this adventure in the perfect way! Vanity's a genuine pro, and she's a caring friend  :) Madame Bea (Mama) is a jewel too, and helps make the visit extra special. Rick is an owner that's accommodating and cordial, and perfect for the Desert Club. Man, you partied with two '17 COY finalists, Crappie - way to go  8)
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FumbleNutts link wrote: You started out this adventure in the perfect way! Vanity's a genuine pro, and she's a caring friend  :) Madame Bea (Mama) is a jewel too, and helps make the visit extra special. Rick is an owner that's accommodating and cordial, and perfect for the Desert Club. Man, you partied with two '17 COY finalists, Crappie - way to go  8)
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Thank you so much Crappie for this review. You were a true gentleman and a delight in character. You mannerd southern style made you cool guy in my books. The bedroom moves I will keep a secret. Glad your part of this family now.
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Hello everyone. April 16th is my last day working before I head home for a 2 week vacation. Catch me if you can before I go.
XO Vanity
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I will be returning to the Desert Club on May 3rd and ready to play.
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I will be taking off june2-4. June 5th I won’t be available after 8pm
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