Is Going To a Brothel For You?

[rachelvarga]

There are multiple ways to get laid. Brothels, singles bars, online dating, and so on. What is right for you?


Let's start with online dating. Trying to get laid on a dating site? Lol. Good luck. There are not many girls in the first place. Look at Ashley Madison. After analyzing the stolen data they found that something like 90% of the accounts were fake. If you want to date then go there but that goes to the bottom of ways to get laid if you ask me.


Singles bars. Oh this one is great. Nothing like drunk girls slobbering on themselves and I'm sorry but no drunk girl fucks like a beast. You spend a lot of money talking to girls, buying drinks, and all for what? A shot at getting laid with some bad odds.


Brothels. Yes I am going to shamelessly plug brothels. No whiny women, we want you to get laid, no bullshit from psycho girls, and no really shitty drunk slobbering, possibly vomiting, boring sex. You agree on a price and you have sex. You go home having been satisfied with a girl that is a Goddess compared to that bar girl, and no psycho girl peeking in your window at 3am.


(This is all tongue and cheek.....Kinda)

[ShyKyle87]

Online dating and singles bars also carry the risk of STDs or a drunk woman joining the MeToo movement after a one-night stand. Yup, brothels are definitely the best option.

[wayne208]

LPIN for Me as it is safe and the Ladies are Hot .. Good luck with that STD you get from some Barfly  ???

[Dr. Who]

I've never been a bar/club kinda guy, but I've always thought they were the worse places to meet women, just to get laid ...LOL.  The same goes for stripclubs.  I've been to a few in my days, but usually I was just tagging along with some friends who occasionally liked to hang out at a bar or a strip club for fun.

I never trusted those online dating services, so I never even considered using any of them.  Most of the women I've dated always wanted some degree of commitment, so they were never just "friends with benefits" type of situations. 

So, I've found LPIN to fit into my current lifestyle very well, at least for now.  Safe sex with beautiful ladies with no strings attached!  ;D

[Lee]

                                                      To answer Your question Rachel, 

                                                                YYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

[rachelvarga]

                                                      To answer Your question Rachel, 

                                                                YYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Well then come on down!

[dbldblu51]

There are multiple ways to get laid. Brothels, singles bars, online dating, and so on. What is right for you?

The question is ironic since forum rules prevent me from talking about what is right for me.  Hint: I like to know a price before I head out the door.

[Armond]

You sold me, see you in July!

[NotAnOldGeezer]

Hell YES !!

[Funmonger]

Yea, I dig it. I wish I didn't have t travel all the way to Nevada. No way do I want to take chances on bad stuff from the alternatives.

[Mikey]

Well, many years ago I had an affair with a woman I worked with, that turned into a train wreck. Online, forget it! Indies, a whole lot of running around hoping to make a connection, and finding out the pics were all fake. So yeah, the brothels have been the best option. It's nice to have the opportunity to chat and get to know a lady before I have to commit. I've met some great folk in the brothels over the years.

[georoc01]

First let me say I'm on the brothel bandwagon. The one negative however is their location. Frankly, its not very convenient to head to rural Nevada every time I want to get laid. You can only make up so many excuses for that kind of travel.


Its too bad there just aren't more legal brothel options.