Joke of the Day

[firefighter]

A little girl and little boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true and runs home crying. A while later she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her panties and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

[firefighter]

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? …nobody eats parsley.

[cunnilingus]

Show me a man who doesn’t lick his woman’s vagina and I’ll show you a man whose woman I can steal. cunnilingus 

[Just Another Guy]

Show me a man who doesn’t lick his woman’s vagina and I’ll show you a man whose woman I can steal. cunnilingus 

I always picture Doctor Ruth saying "If you don't put your man's penis in your mouth, he will find another mouth for his penis."
The same would generally be true of vaginas and mouths.

[firefighter]

"My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off first!"

[firefighter]

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." ~ Albert Einstein

[firefighter]

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein

[Vanityaffair]

What does spaghetti and pussy have in common??
They both wiggle when you eat them. Lol

[rachelvarga]

SIN

[Cobia]

SIN

;D ;D ;D

[Mikey]

A little old lady sees a girl walking her dog and says,"What a cute little dog. What's his name?"
[/color][/size]The little girl replies, "Porky"[/size]The little old lady asks, "Is that be he's a chubby little dog?"[/size]The girl replies, "No that's because he fucks pigs!"

[Mikey]

Definition of a Buddy - A guy who goes out and gets 2 blow jobs. Then comes back and gives you one.

[Prospector Bob]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when Mother bent over, Rover drove her, 'cause Rover had a bone of his own! ;D

[NotAnOldGeezer]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids she knew not what to do
Her doc prescribed pills but they cost too much loot
She's still having kids, but she's moved to a boot.

[Mikey]

What's the difference between a new job and a new wife? After 6 months, the job still sucks.

[Mikey]

Why are Sears and Catholic priests alike? The both have little boys pants half off.

[firefighter]

The teacher asked Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?" Little Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school today!'"

[firefighter]

A patient asks, “Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?” The doctor replies, “Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up.”

[firefighter]

Question: How do you distinguish between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
Answer: …the taste! 

[firefighter]

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public!