Quotes

[firefighter]

"A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love." ~ Saint Basil 

[Mikey]

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

[Mikey]

Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you. - Alan Alda

[Mikey]

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

[Mikey]

If work was a good thing, the rich would have it all and not let you do it. - Elmore Leonard

[Mikey]

"You can shit in one hand and wish in the other, and see which fill up first!" S/Sgt Tucker, MCRD San Diego, May 1967

[Mikey]

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. - Saul Bellow

[Mikey]

The world has done nothing to me that I haven't done with the world. - Chuck Berry

[Mikey]

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? - Jon Stewart

[Mikey]

Who wants to live forever? - Freddie Mercury

[Mikey]

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

[Mikey]

The principle of self-government cannot be violated with impunity. The individual's right to it is sacred - regardless of class, caste, race, color, sex or any other accident or incident of birth. - Susan B. Anthony

[Mikey]

I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out. - Ed Asner

[Mikey]

But the relationship of morality and power is a very subtle one. Because ultimately power without morality is no longer power. - James Baldwin

[Mikey]

Kindness is not weakness, nor is cruelty strength.

[Mikey]

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent. - Jonathan Swift

[Mikey]

Were there no desire there would be no virtue, and because one man desires what another does not, who shall say whether the child of his desire be Vice or Virtue? - Edgar Rice Burroughs

[Mikey]

America is never wholly herself unless she is engaged in high moral principle. We as a people have such a purpose today. It is to make kinder the face of the nation and gentler the face of the world. - George H. W. Bush

[Mikey]

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche

[Mikey]

The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone. - Dolly Parton

[MrTShirt]

If a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 minutes she will. No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it.

-from a twitter account