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Rachel Varga link wrote: I have a strapon. I'll do some training on you if you like. Lol.

Dirk Diggler link wrote: Sounds enticing    I think the last anal party I had was with Lexy a few years back and it was very enjoyable. Who knows, maybe the stars will align once things get back to normal  ;D

MABretAF link wrote: Wait...there's a horse involved now?! This seems like it's getting complicated. 

Bruce

MABretAF link wrote: :-*
Wait...there's a horse involved now?! This seems like it's getting complicated. 

Bruce

Drew_Ryan link wrote: Lol, we can always do some pet play. Spice it up a little, but I want my horse name to be buttercup. Wait, is my little pony role play or pet play? The world will never know.

MABretAF link wrote: I don't know, but I'm sure there's a subreddit for it. "Buttercup"...I see what you did there....or...You put the 'butt' in buttercup....or...You'll need lube like butter to say hello to the heinie hole...or...That's all I got. (Thankfully.)

Bruce

Chicagobob link wrote: Pet play?  That's it!  I gotta party with this girl!  Here kitty, kitty, kitty! 

wrb55roscojr link wrote: Pet play? Will the tail get in the way . When you try to take her anal cherry?  Hummmmmm......

MABretAF link wrote: Drew,
Inquiring (perverted) minds (like mine) want to know: Just what are your size limits for your anal deflowering? You are diminutive, and I'm guessing your orifices are appropriate to your body size; i.e., I 'imagine' you have a teeny, tiny tushy hole. (Apparently, I've been imagining your 'holes.' Told you I was a pervert!  )

Anyway, I'm a fugly old man; and if that didn't disqualify me already, I'm guessing my girth (not just my gut) might be a problem. When hard, it's 6.5 inches thick, although my 'erection quality' varies and length and thickness are usually +- about 0.25 inch. Not BS'ing or bragging, it's just that, at my age, it no longer matters to me what people think. (Most of the time, anyway.) Of course, the major issue for me is the "when" of the "when hard" statement. Sometimes the pills work, yet sometimes the condoms strangle my hard-ons. [It's serial murder, I tells ya!] (The Magnums don't work for me, so on a reddit site, I found some websites for larger condoms, like: My One, Skyn, Okamato Zero [Japanese, very thin, nice], Lifestyles, Pasante King Size. Search for them if anyone's interested.) Anyway, I'm pretty sure you might want to declare some size limits. I bet that a few of the board members might be too big for that little ol' orifice.

Take care,

Bruce

Drew_Ryan link wrote: Bruce,
    If you are interested in putting your girthy dick in my “small tushy”. Please message me privately, so I don’t have to talk about penises on the forum.

If anyone is interested and wonders on sizing issues then please privately message me

Rachel Varga link wrote: This thread makes me laugh. It's getting so bizarre at some points. Lol

Prospector Bob link wrote: Drew...  Anal ain't my thing. Going "in" the "out" door just seems a bit unnatural to me. I don't care if other folks get off on anal. Everyone should be able to explore their own kinks.  8)  Doing the backdoor ain't one of mine...  Besides, if I wanted to take you up on your offer, you'd be asking me, "Is it in yet?"  :-\

Phoenix link wrote: Drew.. I think Rachel needs to pop your anal cherry on your only fans page, the everyone gets to enjoy  ;D