Do You Talk to Your TV?

[Prospector Bob]

Do you talk to your TV? I never used to but since this quarantine began & I've had the TV on almost 24/7 I find myself making out-loud comments about dumb-ass things I see on the tube. I yell at people who I think made stupid moves or said stupid things. It could be a sporting event, a game show or a TV interview. If what I see & hear, in my view, qualifies as dumb-ass, I'll yell at 'em.

But it's not always negative. Good things will get an "atta-boy" or "atta-girl" from me. Being an old lech, hot babes will get an old lecher's, "Whoa! Did you see the ass on that babe?!" Or "Man, she's hot!" Or, "Wow, she's a MILF (or sometimes GILF)!"

Anyway, am I not alone, & you too see things on the tube that have you muttering in exasperation? Anger? Amazement? Arousement ?

[Prospector Bob]

She must be afraid you will hurt her. Maybe you don't smell good change your deodorant.???

Tried that, didn't work... :

[Ironman]

Tried that, didn't work... :

?That's too bad cat's are funny that way. That is why I have always  had dogs.

In your case it doesn't help that you apparently in that cats mind shoot out lighting bolts from your ??.

[Prospector Bob]

?That's too bad cat's are funny that way. That is why I have always  had dogs.

In your case it doesn't help that you apparently in that cats mind shoot out lighting bolts from your ??.

I suppose a small static discharge to you or me would seem like a lightning bolt to a cat.  :o  Oh well...  :