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Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:39 pm
by Lee
She kinda stunned You or at least made You think deep about what She said and without saying much. Maybe it was original, or maybe She just tossed out a quote, either way, it really got Your attention. I have 2 to share from recent years along with source credits (I hope They don't mind).
"Anything is possible" - COY Belle (2015)
"Love don't pay the bills" - COE (Courtesan of Excellence) Crystal (2016)
What quick statement really got Your attention??
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:07 pm
by Prospector Bob
In a party with Tawny at the Wild Horse I guess she thought I was being too chatty during foreplay. She tells me, "Shut up & eat me!" :o ;D
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:09 am
by Cobia
One I will never forget: " I don't like sex, that is why I never got married " .
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 12:39 pm
by TC
Cobia link wrote:
One I will never forget: " I don't like sex, that is why I never got married " .
I do like sex, that's why I got divorced! ;D
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:21 pm
by Cobia
The Mighty Peanut link wrote:
I do like sex, that's why I got divorced! ;D
;D ;D
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:59 pm
by Funmonger
My favorite: "shut up and enjoy your blowjob."
and
"We've go a lot of catchin' up to do."
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:02 am
by Slednx
One of the hottest one-liners to me was when Ruby said, " Kiss me, I want to taste myself "
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:10 am
by dbldblu51
Our party didn't last as long as I had hoped. I guess the disappointment showed on my face. "What's the matter, want your cum back?"
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:08 am
by Dirk Diggler
I think mine was after I received a naked lap dance and then the lady in question abruptly got up, went to the edge of the bed, dropped down on her knees, and then said “Would you like to fuck my mouth now?” :o
*mind blown*
Dirk
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:36 pm
by Mikey
Kendra asked me, "Would you mind taking your finger out of my ass?"
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:40 pm
by Lee
The Mighty Peanut link wrote:
I do like sex, that's why I got divorced! ;D
!!!Peanut!!!
!!!You Rock!!!
Definitely a LMAO bunch of responses, hope there is more out there!
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:39 pm
by wayne208
I got slugged and called a few Names for Lying to Abby at Mona's .Remember Anna ?. But She made up for it buy Kissing Me and Laughing .. What a Great Sense of Humor she had .. Or the First Time I went to the Dovetail ,,Monica and Charlie Said Hi and the only One who did not know Me was Sonja .. That was a Good day seeing 2 friends again ..
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 5:08 pm
by Dr. Who
"Anything is available for a price" ...a lady blurted this out years ago, at one of the southern houses when I was there hanging out with a few friends in the bar. We were sitting around chatting as a group with a few ladies and she was listening in on our discussion from across the bar when she shouted that out ...LOL I seem to recall that not all of the ladies were too happy with that outburst. 8)
Re: Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:11 pm
by Mikey
After chatting with Eden Michelle in the parlor for awhile, I asked to head back to her room, and she replied, "It's about time, I can't wait to get your balls in my mouth."