BrothelLife

If a customer picks me to party, I’d recommend she go to an eye doctor. Theres something seriously wrong with her eyesight if I get picked in a lineup.

I mean- I would think I'd give her a fair price! Which, to me, is the Elko monger rate. Old ladies need love too and if I'm a provider...

But of course, I'm not a provider

If she picks me, she has a weird fetish for fat, ugly nerds. I may have to charge extra.

Chuckar chaser link wrote: But the tables are turned. The customer is now the sex worker. Do you think Rachel and Roxy are going to walk up to you and ask for a threesome? I doubt that very much. The customer is probably going to be an overweight 72 year old Gramma that her husband died 10 years ago. Her pubes ain't shaved and she wants a boy friend experience. How much are you going to charge to give her 1 hour of the best sex of her life? Would you give her the Elko monger rate?

?? Your girl Tori thinks I am weird.?? She must have a type.

The subject line must have caused gasps when some people not on here saw it.

Chuckar chaser link wrote: But the tables are turned. The customer is now the sex worker. Do you think Rachel and Roxy are going to walk up to you and ask for a threesome? I doubt that very much. The customer is probably going to be an overweight 72 year old Gramma that her husband died 10 years ago. Her pubes ain't shaved and she wants a boy friend experience. How much are you going to charge to give her 1 hour of the best sex of her life? Would you give her the Elko monger rate?

I don't think she would pick me either. You say she wants a boyfriend experience so she's probably looking for someone more virile than a fat, homely 73 year old provider. Got to give her props for still being able to get horny. Hmmm... Just thinkin'... if she looked like Helen Mirren, I might comp her!  :o

Right now, I'd probably fuck her for free! 

Chuckar chaser link wrote: Blah blah blah
Rachel and Roxy are going to walk up to you and ask for a threesome. Blah blah blah blah

Sorry, got side tracked when you mentioned what heaven would be like.  What was the question again?  ;D

Chuckar chaser link wrote: But the tables are turned. The customer is now the sex worker. Do you think Rachel and Roxy are going to walk up to you and ask for a threesome? I doubt that very much. The customer is probably going to be an overweight 72 year old Gramma that her husband died 10 years ago. Her pubes ain't shaved and she wants a boy friend experience. How much are you going to charge to give her 1 hour of the best sex of her life? Would you give her the Elko monger rate?

She would write you a helluva review, and tell all the other grammas at bridge to come see you!  ;D

Chicagobob link wrote: Right now, I'd probably fuck her for free! 

This is the best answer.  ;D

Seriously, I would accept and give the same type of party that I’m given for the rate I offer.
Sorry I can only party once a week. I need 3 days of sleep to recover from a party lately.

Chuckar chaser link wrote: But the tables are turned. The customer is now the sex worker. Do you think Rachel and Roxy are going to walk up to you and ask for a threesome? I doubt that very much. The customer is probably going to be an overweight 72 year old Gramma that her husband died 10 years ago. Her pubes ain't shaved and she wants a boy friend experience. How much are you going to charge to give her 1 hour of the best sex of her life? Would you give her the Elko monger rate?

Goes to the Mr since it’s BFE.  Going to probably piss off someone with my response but, $400 isn’t enough for me (Elko monger rate).  Just couldn’t do it.  Ladies have guys at a disadvantage in this department.  They can act like they like you, moan like they like it, and even kiss you like they mean it.  This guy needs to have some physical attraction or the little guy isn’t standing to attention for the task at hand.  Even with an attractive woman, too much anxiety or stress can cause issues.

Now if we’re talking viagra and faking the joy / pleasure...  ummm, depends on how much I needed the money  ;D. I could fake it and put on a show but, $400 compared to how much I make now.... not likely  ;D

Phoenix link wrote: ... but, $400 compared to how much I make now.... not likely  ;D

Hell, for $400 I'd go underwater and fuck fish!  ;D

Chicagobob link wrote: Hell, for $400 I'd go underwater and fuck fish!  ;D

:o ;D

Chuckar chaser link wrote: Shykyle87 love your signature.

Thanks!

Why do I always laugh when I read your post? Are you this funny in person?

Chuckar chaser link wrote: But the tables are turned. The customer is now the sex worker. Do you think Rachel and Roxy are going to walk up to you and ask for a threesome? I doubt that very much. The customer is probably going to be an overweight 72 year old Gramma that her husband died 10 years ago. Her pubes ain't shaved and she wants a boy friend experience. How much are you going to charge to give her 1 hour of the best sex of her life? Would you give her the Elko monger rate?

Chuckar chaser link wrote: I'm pretty shy till I get to know you. Then I can get pretty off the wall.

I like it!


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Chicagobob link wrote: Hell, for $400 I'd go underwater and fuck fish!  ;D

It’s like noodling... but with your wiener!  ;D

Chuckar chaser link wrote: Ohtay I ain't putting my Weiner in a catfish mouth for 400. Y'all want to see that I need pay per view bucks.

Lol, don’t knock it until you try it.


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