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Travel euphemisms

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2021 2:27 pm
by OldNick999
I admit, I kind of have a cover for if I take a trip to Nevada. I’ll tell a few coworkers or friends, “I’m going to Reno/Vegas/Elko/wherever.” Some say “Have fun,” others ask what I’m doing. More than just gambling. I say, “I’m visiting friends.”

I’ve told a few of the ladies that that’s what I say if I’m going to a brothel, and they’ve all told me, “That's really not a lie.” So I’m sticking with that.

Though I might tell my ex that I’m seeing a long distance girlfriend. LOL

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am
by Florida Couple
We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days :D . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 3:21 pm
by RunningSquirrel
Have learned even mentioning a "hiking trip around Tahoe" can be a trigger...as in "Tahoe? That's on the way to Reno? Reno? Hey, isn't that Mustang Ranch near there?" I've learned to shut the hell up ;)

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 am
by RoxyGold
Florida Couple wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days :D . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
I wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol. :)

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:46 am
by Florida Couple
RoxyGold wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 am
Florida Couple wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days :D . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
I wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol. :)
That's awesome :)

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:24 pm
by RoxyGold
Florida Couple wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:46 am
RoxyGold wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 am
Florida Couple wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days :D . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
I wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol. :)
That's awesome :)
You wanna know what’s more awesome? Kids came here trick or treating for Halloween! With their parents holding their hands! Seriously, NO ONE CARES 😜😜😜

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:03 am
by Florida Couple
RoxyGold wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:24 pm
Florida Couple wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:46 am
RoxyGold wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 am
Florida Couple wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days :D . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
I wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol. :)
That's awesome :)
You wanna know what’s more awesome? Kids came here trick or treating for Halloween! With their parents holding their hands! Seriously, NO ONE CARES 😜😜😜
Wow.. that's amazing. More states should be like Nevada. Love it.

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2021 12:18 pm
by McLovin
That is so so cool!

You gave them candy not « party balloons”, right?

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:43 am
by RoxyGold
Florida Couple wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:03 am
RoxyGold wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:24 pm
Florida Couple wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:46 am
RoxyGold wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 am
Florida Couple wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:17 am We always get asked why Vegas and give different reasons. The funny thing is when the people in the hotels in Elko.. they ALWAYS ask what brings us to Elko. We usually say just passing through for 2 or 3 days :D . We agreed next time the Mr is going to say, we're here to see some hot girls in the brothels and see what they say.
I wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol. :)
That's awesome :)
You wanna know what’s more awesome? Kids came here trick or treating for Halloween! With their parents holding their hands! Seriously, NO ONE CARES 😜😜😜
Wow.. that's amazing. More states should be like Nevada. Love it.
This is an Elko thing, since the brothels are right in town vs being several miles from it. :)

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 5:06 am
by OldNick999
RoxyGold wrote: Fri Nov 19, 2021 10:43 am
Florida Couple wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:03 am
RoxyGold wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:24 pm
Florida Couple wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 5:46 am
RoxyGold wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 9:10 am

I wouldn’t expect a big reaction in any direction. Elko folks are super chill and neutral about the brothels. I brought in the trash can in my undies and heels, no one even blinked lol. :)
That's awesome :)
You wanna know what’s more awesome? Kids came here trick or treating for Halloween! With their parents holding their hands! Seriously, NO ONE CARES 😜😜😜
Wow.. that's amazing. More states should be like Nevada. Love it.
This is an Elko thing, since the brothels are right in town vs being several miles from it. :)
13 years ago…I was looking into moving to Elko. Then life intervened.

Re: Travel euphemisms

Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:57 am
by JimDiGriz
The use of euphemisms for sex reminds me of this Carlin gem:

“Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.”