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What are your complaints about the business or houses?


Mustang Ranch: Put a working lock on the men’s room door or at least a screen wall between the toilet and urinal!


Love Ranch North, Mona’s and any other houses this applies to: Make the parlor/bar non smoking!


Please share your complaints or refute mine
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SixT9er link wrote: What are your complaints about the business or houses?


Mustang Ranch: Put a working lock on the men’s room door or at least a screen wall between the toilet and urinal!


Love Ranch North, Mona’s and any other houses this applies to: Make the parlor/bar non smoking!


Please share your complaints or refute mine

I totally agree with both!  Especially the Mustang restroom, haha!
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I wish the Desert Club hasd a bar bar big enough to have sex on.
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I think most of us agree that the Mustang restroom needs fixin' ...LOL.  I'm rather surprised that they haven't addressed those issues yet, since they've come up before.

I'm for more smoke free brothel bars/parlors too.

In the business world we have "business casual" and as long as we don't dress up like slobs, we can wear nice jeans and more comfortable clothes unless we have to attend corporate meetings or other special events.  So, I don't see why the brothels can't do something similar, as an option, for those ladies who prefer to go with a more casual appearance.
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Why does the music have to be so damn loud sometimes in the bar area? When I’m trying to have an intimate conversation with my Lady I don’t want to have to yell!
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SixT9er link wrote: Why does the music have to be so damn loud sometimes in the bar area? When I’m trying to have an intimate conversation with my Lady I don’t want to have to yell!




I agree BIG TIME ! It will drive ya nuts.
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Cobia link wrote:



I agree BIG TIME ! It will drive ya nuts.
Plus it compounds my viagra headache! Lol
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Interesting that some object to loud music and dim lighting.  I can't help but think house ownership/management assume loud music and dim lightning is what is expected.  Let's break mindsets and turn down the music and up the lights.

My biggest objection are the houses that don't want wheelchair customers.  Either the houses have steps or door thresholds suitable for a pole vaulter.  I could bring my own construction crane along to lift me into the building through the roof.
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MrTShirt link wrote: My biggest objection are the houses that don't want wheelchair customers.  Either the houses have steps or door thresholds suitable for a pole vaulter.  I could bring my own construction crane along to lift me into the building through the roof.
Take them to court or at min report them. There is no excuse to not be wheel chair accessible. The Americans with Disabilities Act has been around 28 years! I guarantee you that every house has either done significant renovations or has been reopened since then and when those things happen they are required to upgrade to ADA standards
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Our biggest complaint about LPIN is of course about money! 


Woman want to charge higher prices, Clients want to pay less..... but the owners seem to always skate by without ever having to pitch in! 


A 50/50 split in an industry where the service, salesperson, & marketing group is the same single person is absolutely crazy!  On top of it, they have to pay rent, food, doctor bills ..... AND A 50/50 SPLIT? 

Change the split, and almost everyone involved is much happier!


In the question Rachel posed about if your daughter/niece was working at a brothel, our biggest problem would be that we'd want her to be THE OWNER, because it's a better business position. 
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Midwest Couple link wrote: Our biggest complaint about LPIN is of course about money! 


Woman want to charge higher prices, Clients want to pay less..... but the owners seem to always skate by without ever having to pitch in! 


A 50/50 split in an industry where the service, salesperson, & marketing group is the same single person is absolutely crazy!  On top of it, they have to pay rent, food, doctor bills ..... AND A 50/50 SPLIT? 

Change the split, and almost everyone involved is much happier!
I couldn’t agree more!
Either change the split or include everything else in the houses 50%
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Yeah Gabe is great but your other comments about Elko are pretty off base.  Including the massage comments and recruiting.  In fact the Reno based brothels attempt to recruit Elko talent weekly. Maybe you should stick to what you know ?


I am confident in saying all the brothels in Elko would disagree with much of what you said.  That includes all 4 brothels.


Also inez is non smoking
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quote author=KittiMinx link=topic=563.msg3846#msg3846 date=1518679601]
The owner of the Desert Rose, Gabriel, needs more recognition and respect. He's a super cool dude. No dreams of grandeur. And treats Ladies and customers with dignity and respect. I'd argue Desert Rose should be considered the best house in Elko. For one thing it doesn't give off hole in wall urban "massage parlor" vibes nor are they seen recruiting Ladies in the same places using the same lingo and tactics as illegal escort agencies. I like to give props where they are due. But apparently this is an unpopular opinion.


Aside from "don't look sloppy/don't look like a mess" houses shouldn't have really strict dress codes. Everyone has their own style and can rock different things. A person can look hot in casual, comfortable clothing.


Agree 100% on killing smoking indoors. It sucks for most customers and for Ladies who have to be there all the time.
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“Monas is one person at a time”


One too many
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Totally agree on the split. Should be 60/40 or like 69r said the brothels pay 50 percent of associated costs (rent, dr visits, etc).

Not adopting that policy is a perfect example of short term corporate thinking and not investing in workers.


Vanity I’m curious how a bigger cut for the ladies affected morale and the bottom line at Desert Club? Do you think more houses should do it?
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Let the ladies wear whatever they want. 


Forced lineups at the Hofbrauhouses suck


The lack of atmosphere in the cul de sac.  I've taken multiple trips over the past few years and each time I was the only customer in the parlors.  The Kit Kat used to be hopping back in the day (circa 2006).


Rudeness to people who don't want to party right away


The speed dating experience at Sheri's is super lame.  Also the exit room falls into that category.


I'm mad at Elko for being too inconvienient to travel to.  Damn you Elko!!


Has anyone ever gone 69mph on the road to the Bunny Ranch? I would like to try sometime.
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inezsdd link wrote: Yeah Gabe is great but your other comments about Elko are pretty off base.  Including the massage comments and recruiting.  In fact the Reno based brothels attempt to recruit Elko talent weekly. Maybe you should stick to what you know ?


I am confident in saying all the brothels in Elko would disagree with much of what you said.  That includes all 4 brothels.


Also inez is non smoking
Monas is one person at a time.

quote author=KittiMinx link=topic=563.msg3846#msg3846 date=1518679601]
The owner of the Desert Rose, Gabriel, needs more recognition and respect. He's a super cool dude. No dreams of grandeur. And treats Ladies and customers with dignity and respect. I'd argue Desert Rose should be considered the best house in Elko. For one thing it doesn't give off hole in wall urban "massage parlor" vibes nor are they seen recruiting Ladies in the same places using the same lingo and tactics as illegal escort agencies. I like to give props where they are due. But apparently this is an unpopular opinion.


Aside from "don't look sloppy/don't look like a mess" houses shouldn't have really strict dress codes. Everyone has their own style and can rock different things. A person can look hot in casual, comfortable clothing.


Agree 100% on killing smoking indoors. It sucks for most customers and for Ladies who have to be there all the time.

Of course they would disagree her opinion doesn't favor them.
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Actually Rachel that has nothing to do with that.
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inezsdd link wrote: Monas is one person at a time.

Sorry had to come back to this one more time because it makes me laugh and cringe all at the same time!


I can see it now. Client one is as the bar and just lit up. Client two walks in, sits down and starts to light up. Bartender says “Sir, you’re going to have to wait until he’s finished before you can smoke, he was here first”


RIGHT! ????
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inezsdd link wrote: Actually Rachel that has nothing to do with that.

So you’re saying your open to agreeing with individuals that don’t think your houses are the best in rural northern Nevada? Because that’s basically the underlying point.


I agree with Kitti on several points and am not knowledable enough to comment on the others.


I do think it’s ironic that as much as you tout other boards and establish posting requirements for certain rates, you don’t allow your own ladies to post much other than to respond to reviews or they simply don’t care to because they know the reality of things.


No skin off my nose either way though, I’ve had great parties at reasonable prices at most all houses I’ve been to, yours and otherwise. I’m just here to have a good time, not deal with egos.


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Actually the smoking rule works perfectly.


Someday we may make it non smoking but for now this rule works everytime.


Of course some customers may Bitch but so what they can always go outside and smoke.
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