Cremated or Buried?

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Cremated or Buried?

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When you go what is your preference?


Also if buried, open casket or closed at the funeral?
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Yesterday I read a story about a tornado chaser who passed away recently. It was his last wish that his ashes be launched into a tornado to be scattered thither & yon. He said, "That'll be fun!" The ultimate in spreading of cremains...
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When it’s my time to go. That’s how I want to go. This way everybody gets a peace of me.
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I wanna be a crispy critter. No open casket crap. Remember me for the crazy bastard I was - laughing and having a good time. Have a festive party, then dump me in the river with the carp and catfish.....sorry crappie  :)
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FumbleNutts link wrote: I wanna be a crispy critter. No open casket crap. Remember me for the crazy bastard I was - laughing and having a good time. Have a festive party, then dump me in the river with the carp and catfish.....sorry crappie  :)
HaHa! Copy that brother. After a big local party, the kids and whichever blood brothers are still standing are taking ole Crappie's ashes on one last fishing trip to the confluence of the Mississippi and Missouri Rivers.
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I think that Scattering My ashes in the woods near My Favorite swimming Hole Works for Me ... I want a True Wake with everyone having fun and telling the stories about Me . :D   I Have Loved a Lot of Ladies in LPIN and I am thankful for them being so Kind to this old fart . :P  
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Well everyone if I do get buried over being cremated do one thing for me: Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass  :P ;D
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raving loon link wrote: Well everyone if I do get buried over being cremated do one thing for me: Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass  :P ;D
I heard if I had a dog with an ass that looks like yers I'd hafta shave it, and make him walk backwards  :o ;D Lol
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FumbleNutts link wrote: I heard if I had a dog with an ass that looks like yers I'd hafta shave it, and make him walk backwards  :o ;D Lol
If I'm already in the casket you won't have to train me to do anything :P . Now make sure you down some mouth wash before you pucker up ;D
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raving loon link wrote: If I'm already in the casket you won't have to train me to do anything :P . Now make sure you down some mouth wash before you pucker up ;D
Now have them irrigate that area first, Loon  ;D Hmmmm, come to think of it, I better wear a male chastity belt too  :o
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Since I'm Dr. Who, I can just regenerate into a new Dr. Who when my time arrives.  ;D ;D
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SixT9er if I may add another idea: I have in my will that I am not to be buried nor cremated. Depending on how I pass, I plan on donating my body to the University of Tennessee Body Farm, so my body can help solve crimes. If that does not pan out I.plan on being donated to a medical school like University of KU [/size]
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I will definitely be cremated. Maybe throw my ashes out of a plane or over the ocean.
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Buried
Open casket
I want to give people one last chance to put peanut butter cups, donuts, oreos, and fried chicken in that casket with me.
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SixT9er you have a very active mind!!  Cremation and have my fishing buddies dump me over my favorite fishing spot at Lake Tahoe.
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Boomer link wrote: SixT9er you have a very active mind!!
Why do you say that? Lol
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I Just thought of something how about getting turned into a Popsicle instead .. Until they find a cure for what ever Killed Me .  :D
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Boomer link wrote: SixT9er you have a very active mind!!  Cremation and have my fishing buddies dump me over my favorite fishing spot at Lake Tahoe.



That happens a lot here where I live.  ( 2 weeks ago was the latest one )
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