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Anouncing the BECA's

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Best Ever Courtesan Awards


I figure if others feel qualified to start their own awards I might as well, Right?


I invite all courtesans & clients to submit their choices (can be Courtesan or client) for the following categories:


Best Smile:
Prettiest Eyes:
Best Conversationalist:
Best Listener:
Sexiest:
Best Oral Skills:
Best Kisser:
Best Riding Skills:
Best being ridden skills:
Prettiest Kitti:
Best Breasts:
Best Butt:
Best Legs:


The award in each category will be something fun (batteries included if needed)


The winner in each category will be determined by a panel of 3 Judges comprising of Me, Myself & I although that I guy is a real jerk I need to have 3 in case of ties!


Winners to be announced during a time I damn well feel like it


This contest will neither be fair or unbiased as I have already made my choices


So please submit your choices, time is limited to get your picks in as they don't matter anyway


I look forward to the looks on the Ladies faces when they find out they have won and the look on their faces as they enjoy their prize!
























The above announcement was a joke. There will be no BECA's at least not by me. For any and all who thought it was real I'm sorry for getting your hopes up
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SixT9er link wrote: Best Ever Courtesan Awards


I figure if others feel qualified to start their own awards I might as well, Right?


I invite all courtesans & clients to submit their choices (can be Courtesan or client) for the following categories:


Best Smile:
Prettiest Eyes:
Best Conversationalist:
Best Listener:
Sexiest:
Best Oral Skills:
Best Kisser:
Best Riding Skills:
Best being ridden skills:
Prettiest Kitti:
Best Breasts:
Best Butt:
Best Legs:


The award in each category will be something fun (batteries included if needed)


The winner in each category will be determined by a panel of 3 Judges comprising of Me, Myself & I although that I guy is a real jerk I need to have 3 in case of ties!


Winners to be announced during a time I damn well feel like it


This contest will neither be fair or unbiased as I have already made my choices


So please submit your choices, time is limited to get your picks in as they don't matter anyway


I look forward to the looks on the Ladies faces when they find out they have won and the look on their faces as they enjoy their prize!
























The above announcement was a joke. There will be no BECA's at least not by me. For any and all who thought it was real I'm sorry for getting your hopes up





Well, crap.  I was so into that..... ;D
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Gosh, you had me until the end, Six  :)
You want to make a Brothel Life fun contest, I'll chip in a Gift Card every January.
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Things have been getting a little to serious lately just thought I’d try and lighten it up a bit.


Hopefully it worked, if not I tried
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I will have the BD Awards where the Biggest Douche gets kicked in the nuts.
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Rachel Varga link wrote: I will have the BD Awards where the Biggest Douche gets kicked in the nuts.
I’ll be sure to wear my cup!
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Rachel Varga link wrote: I will have the BD Awards where the Biggest Douche gets kicked in the nuts.
I don't want to mention any names but could the winner's initials be CM?  ;D
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firefighter link wrote: I don't want to mention any names but could the winner's initials be CM?  ;D




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SixT9er link wrote: Best Ever Courtesan Awards


I figure if others feel qualified to start their own awards I might as well, Right?


I invite all courtesans & clients to submit their choices (can be Courtesan or client) for the following categories:


Best Smile:
Prettiest Eyes:
Best Conversationalist:
Best Listener:
Sexiest:
Best Oral Skills:
Best Kisser:
Best Riding Skills:
Best being ridden skills:
Prettiest Kitti:
Best Breasts:
Best Butt:
Best Legs:


The award in each category will be something fun (batteries included if needed)


The winner in each category will be determined by a panel of 3 Judges comprising of Me, Myself & I although that I guy is a real jerk I need to have 3 in case of ties!


Winners to be announced during a time I damn well feel like it


This contest will neither be fair or unbiased as I have already made my choices


So please submit your choices, time is limited to get your picks in as they don't matter anyway


I look forward to the looks on the Ladies faces when they find out they have won and the look on their faces as they enjoy their prize!
























The above announcement was a joke. There will be no BECA's at least not by me. For any and all who thought it was real I'm sorry for getting your hopes up

You should just do them speed Racer used to do his own awards why not you??
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