So I managed to piss off a scammer this week...
Scammer: I will see you in hell!
Me: A great song! Are you a Grim Reaper fan?
Scammer: What?!
Me: See you in hell, my friend
See you in hell, my friend
See you in hell, my friend
See you in hell
Scammer: You think you are funny?! You think this is a joke?!
Me: Come on! Sing with me!
Scammer: Fuck you!!
Me: Sing, you bastard!
The local police still have not shown up to take me away.
Fun with scammers
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Cobia
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If there is nothing good on tv at night I sometimes mess with scammers too. Especially on face book.
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Romance scammers are the best...and also the worst.Cobia link wrote:
If there is nothing good on tv at night I sometimes mess with scammers too. Especially on face book.
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OldNick999 link wrote: Romance scammers are the best...and also the worst.
I agree but they are fun to mess with and see what they will come up with next.
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I had one on the hook for over a year now. They want that money, and are willing to put up with my shit to get it. LOLCobia link wrote:
I agree but they are fun to mess with and see what they will come up with next.
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OldNick999 link wrote: I had one on the hook for over a year now. They want that money, and are willing to put up with my shit to get it. LOL
Most are wanting me to do video chat. Heard some bad $hit about doing that .
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Me: Hello!
Scammer: Hello, I am from the cable company & would like to offer you an upgrade to your cable box to improve service during bad weather.
Me: I don't understand what you said. Please repeat. (I did understand despite his heavy Indian/Pakistani accent. I knew my cable company would never call offering cable box upgrades. They would do it by email with a login requirement).
Scammer: He did repeat his spiel.
Me: If you are from the cable company, what's the name of the cable company? What's my name & where do I live?
Scammer: (Changes spiel) Would you like upgrades in the channels you view at lower prices?
Me: You still haven't told me the cable company you represent. If you won't tell me who that is, I figure you're a scammer.
Scammer: This is not a scam! I'm honest person!
Me: Bullshit! If you can't give the name of the company you work for, you're a scum bag scammer.
Scammer: Now angry, he says, if that's how you think, don't ever call me.
Me: Hey, you dumb asshole! You called me!
CLICK!
Scammer: Hello, I am from the cable company & would like to offer you an upgrade to your cable box to improve service during bad weather.
Me: I don't understand what you said. Please repeat. (I did understand despite his heavy Indian/Pakistani accent. I knew my cable company would never call offering cable box upgrades. They would do it by email with a login requirement).
Scammer: He did repeat his spiel.
Me: If you are from the cable company, what's the name of the cable company? What's my name & where do I live?
Scammer: (Changes spiel) Would you like upgrades in the channels you view at lower prices?
Me: You still haven't told me the cable company you represent. If you won't tell me who that is, I figure you're a scammer.
Scammer: This is not a scam! I'm honest person!
Me: Bullshit! If you can't give the name of the company you work for, you're a scum bag scammer.
Scammer: Now angry, he says, if that's how you think, don't ever call me.
Me: Hey, you dumb asshole! You called me!
CLICK!
I refuse to be victimized by notions of virtuous behavior.
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Never do that! They have some video of a girl playing with herself, but they record what you do and threaten to release it unless you pay them. On the rare times I accept a video chat, I will put on a mask and just stare at the phone.Cobia link wrote:
Most are wanting me to do video chat. Heard some bad $hit about doing that .
But when it comes to scammers on Hangouts and WhatsApp, I stick with the chat and if they ask for money, I send blurry pics of Google Play cards that are already used, then I say I gotta go and leave it for a night. This one sent messages like,
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I posted this one to SoundCloud. This is me messing with an Apple scammer.
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/vu4d9Qz2LtXYrdcQA
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/vu4d9Qz2LtXYrdcQA
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OldNick999 link wrote: Never do that! They have some video of a girl playing with herself, but they record what you do and threaten to release it unless you pay them. On the rare times I accept a video chat, I will put on a mask and just stare at the phone.
But when it comes to scammers on Hangouts and WhatsApp, I stick with the chat and if they ask for money, I send blurry pics of Google Play cards that are already used, then I say I gotta go and leave it for a night. This one sent messages like,
Yeah, I have heard of some folks getting blackmailed like that.
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It is a common tactic.Cobia link wrote:
Yeah, I have heard of some folks getting blackmailed like that.
One scam I haven
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I was just messing with 1 and told them I also got free sex with all the money they sent me. They blocked me right off.
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Hilarious!!OldNick999 link wrote: I posted this one to SoundCloud. This is me messing with an Apple scammer.
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/vu4d9Qz2LtXYrdcQA
I once agreed to pay what I owed with itunes cards. I gave him all the numbers from a legit card. When I was done