I went to a sex addicts anonymous meeting

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I went to a sex addicts anonymous meeting

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Here is a transcript of how it went.

Nice Guy Eddie:
Hi, my name is Nice Guy Eddie and I'm a sex addict.
It all started when I decided to go to Reno for a once
in a lifetime fling with a porn star at a legal brothel in Nevada.

GUY IN THE FIRST ROW
You mean the Chicken ranch?

NICE GUY EDDIE
No. I said Reno.

GUY IN SECOND ROW
I like the Mustang when I go to Reno.

GUY IN FIRST ROW
But the Chicken ranch has these neat menus.

GUY IN THIRD ROW
Are you kidding? You NEVER pay menu prices.

NICE GUY EDDIE (annoyed tone)
Anyway . . . So I started doing research on the Internet.

GUY TWO SEATS AWAY FROM ME
I always party with Rachel Varga when I go to the Mustang.
Have you ever partied with her?

NICE GUY EDDIE
Yes. Rachel was fantastic, but that's not the point.
I spend way too much time on messageboards devoted to legalized prostitution in Nevada.

EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IN UNISON
What's the URL!

NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't want to know it. It'll make your
problems worse.

GUY ACCROSS THE ROOM
Have you ever met Bashful?

NICE GUY EDDIE
For God sakes, will you just let me finish!
I got this terrible problem--

GUY SITTING BEHIND ME
I'll say you got a problem. You pay way too much for a party.

NICE GUY EDDIE
Will you shut up, Sidewinder. I got the floor now.

Nice Guy Eddie gets up and storms out of the room.
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Excuse me i just spit up my drink laughing........ ROTFL
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I didn't see that punchline coming.
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LOL...that's about right...though I'd throw in a reference to the late, great Flyfisher
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Good one! Sounds like an everyday conversation around the LPIN campfire! :shy:
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RunningSquirrel wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 5:58 am LOL...that's about right...though I'd throw in a reference to the late, great Flyfisher
If Flyfisher were at the meeting I would not be attending a sex addicts support group in the land of the living.
Chicagobob wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 9:13 am Good one! Sounds like an everyday conversation around the LPIN campfire! :shy:
I have the new adcopy for LPIN on messageboards: "LPIN: come for the sex and stay for the fireworks."
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