Joke of the Day

[firefighter]

A little girl and little boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true and runs home crying. A while later she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her panties and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

[Cobia]

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[Prospector Bob]

Gotta get me some WD40...  ;D

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[Lee]

                                    What's worse than getting Your dick caught in Your zipper?




                                                                        not much



                                                                            :-[

[Prospector Bob]

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger; then it hit me...

[Mikey]

My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.

[Cobia]

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[Prospector Bob]

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
'Cause they don't have balls to scratch! 

[Cobia]

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[Prospector Bob]

A guy has been sitting in a bar all night staring at a young woman with the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over to her and asks, "How do you get into those pants?"
The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."

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[Lee]

One day a Dad was driving with His 5 year old Daughter, when He honked His horn by mistake.
"I did that by accident" He said.
I know that Daddy" She replied.
"How did You know that?" the Dad said.
"Because You didn't holler at anybody after You honked it"

                                                                           

[Prospector Bob]

I don't get no respect!  > I've been having a leaky bladder problem, so I call the "Incontinence Hot Line." They put me on Hold!  :o

[Prospector Bob]

;D

[Cobia]

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;D ;D ;D

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