Your sexy Ebony Goddess, the exquisite Remy Martin, wants to spend time with you exclusively at the Love Ranch North.
But here’s the thing - I only have 14 days to do so - October 10 to 24 - before I'm gone for the winter.
That’s right - after October 24, no more Remy Martin until Spring 2019…
So, there’s the rub….and if you want to be rubbed, it’s best you get to remymartin@loveranch.net and book me a.s.a.p., with a 10% deposit to ensure a) that you’re serious and b) that you guarantee your time together.
And anyone who has ever been with me and my spectacularly curvy wonderland body knows what an amazing that time is.
So if you’ve been putting off making that chocolate fantasy a reality but wanted to do it before 2018 ends, this is your one and ONLY chance.
Your chance to worship sublime beauty.
Your chance to experience “The Twist,” available only with Me.
Your chance to enjoy the warmest intimacy you’ll experience in this or any other calendar year.
Your only chance to turn “October” into “Rocktober.”
Remy Martin - the sweetest nectar around…Come get a sip…or more!
P.S. I am amenable to coming in a few days earlier than October 10…but you have to guarantee a visit that works for both of us…e-mail me for more details.