BrothelLife

Chicagobob link wrote: My favorite brothel memory doesn't involve sex.  WHAT?  Read on...

I first met Lydia Faithful at Chicken Ranch several years ago.  We've never had sex, but became spiritual soulmates.  Oh, I tried to hit on her, but she refused to make out, haha! 

Anyway, years passed and we kept bumping into each other at different houses all over Nevada.  Each time we got together, the outside world seemed to disappear.  We used to spend hours together just talking and enjoying each other's company.  Never would she let me spend a dime on her.  She even offered me her house in Pahrump when I was in town and she was working.  It's hard to explain, but we were that tight!  Today, she is married and living in Paris. 

I've never told anyone about this before, but I'm sure she wouldn't mind. 

Lydia used to say that we were married in a previous life - I believe we were just opposite sides of the same coin. 

Anyway, now my favorite memory.  Lydia spent some time as Madam at Alien Cat House.  I remember one night we were having drinks out back on the patio, just talking.  The next thing I knew,  we were watching the sun rise over the desert!

Phoenix link wrote: That sounds amazing.. the Mrs believes in previous lives.  We met in 1999 on opposite sides of the planet.... felt like we knew each other like best friends from the past.  Sometimes it clicks like that... maybe she was right?

niceguy eddie link wrote: I have a lot of favorites.  I will pick the funniest:

In August of 2016 I was in the parlor in the Moonlight with this incredibly hot 20 year old--Misty Matrix.  Misty had just started a few days before.  Very sweet at the time.  Definitely the most beautiful lady who I have ever partied with. 

We had spent a good bit of time talking as well as partying. Later that evening while I was sitting in the parlor of the Moonlight, some guy picks her from lineup. She takes him to her room and returns without sealing the deal. She comes over to me and tells me that the guy she walked offered $150 and said that was all she was worth. I told her of course she was worth way more than that as I had certainly proven.

As it happened a regular at the bunny ranch was having a birthday party with a Rocky Horror Picture show theme.  He was dressed in drag like one of the characters from the movie with a wig and white makeup, and was standing by the bar.

So I told Misty she should go tell the guy who said she was only worth $150 that she had a girl who would take care of him at that price and walk him over and introduce him to the client in drag.

She didn't want to do it because she was afraid she would get in trouble. I offered her $100 to do it. She still was afraid.  I told her I would pay any fines if she got them (I don't even know if the moonlight has fines).

She agreed to do it and led the guy to the bar with me following just in case things got out of hand.  The guy in drag was there with his back to us, so all Mr. $150 saw was the back of a large figure in loungerie with long dark hair in a Rocky Horror Picture show type outfit. It could not have been more perfect.

Misty reluctantly tapped the guy in drag on the back and he turned around.  Mr. "You're not worth more than $150" took one look at the large guy in drag who had turned around, reacted in shock, then away and left.

It was the funniest experience I have ever had in a brothel. Definitely worth the $100 I tipped Misty.

I then partied with Misty several other times while I was there on that visit and the next.

whackymole link wrote: The first brothel visit and party is always super memorable, and Mustang Ranch Lucy sure did play the part of hostess and lover for the first brothel trip, "baptising" me into it, but the most fun trip for me would have to be the longest.

Late last year, I stopped at the Mustang Ranch during a Nevada vacation. It was a very slow Monday evening, and I was the only one there, so I requested a lineup and a pretty young redhead who wasn't on the floor named Ada Marie catches my eye. We go to negotiate, she agrees to all my requests, including my fetish request even though she admits she's never done that to a client before, but her price is rather steep for a 2 hour party, and I had planned to make more than 1 visit. She explained to me that this was her last day, her shift was almost over, and she needed to catch her flight at the end of the shift. Sensing my disenheartment, she got an idea and offered to postpone her flight, stay up all night past her shift hours, and provide a 12 hour party for a little bit more. She pointed out that I'd be getting a better deal on a very long party, than on 2 shorter parties, and that she could much better accommodate my fetish request more often in 12 hours than 2 (I have a fetish for girls peeing). To sweeten the deal she said she would get us one of the really big themed rooms, and that she would get me a free big meal of anything on the menu, plus a free breakfast in the morning.

Turned on by her charm, and seeing her logic, I agreed to the party, and she took me by the hand (I love it when girls take the lead) placed our orders, got a big bucket of water bottles, and gave me the grand tour of the second building with the big suites and outdoor hot tub.  Sipping on drinks outside in the cool, but not too cold, air (the scenery is very beautiful) we got to know each other and strike a connection.

When the food arrived it was excellent and in such a big portion that it lasted practically all night. Ada just devoured her steak so fast that it was hot, then she took the lead and got totally naked, and would stay totally naked around me for the next 12 hours. A very fit, tight bodied, pale skinned, redhaired, perpetually nude wild woman. Before we could do any hanky pank the wild woman really needed to answer natures call, doing an adorable pp dance for emphasis, and since I had asked for it, the wild woman ended up marking me as her territory with lots of her "organic lady water" and gusto. She had never done that to a client before, but she was open minded, and hey, I ended up being a first something for a lady. Marked as hers, I took advantage of the huge tub, then we made love on the huge bed. We made love several times during the long evening, night, and morning. She was also most accommodating, allowing me to explore any part of her body with my face, mouth, and tongue. And while we kissed, she would often take the initiative and initiate the kisses herself.  As for fetish request, even though she hadn't accommodated this before, she was able to pull it off many times during the evening, night, and morning. She drank through so many water bottles, she had to go back and ask for more, and the room was littered with them. I was even worried she might get water poisioning from over hydration,  but she was fine, she just wanted to go the extra mile to make sure her client was super satisfied. She even allowed personal pics and videos. She really made herself memorable by always going the extra mile.

Since it was such a long session, we had plenty of time to connect with, and get to know each other. She was very smart, and we talked about similar interests, education and training programs, and just about anything, in the room, in the outside hot tub and pool, or while watching tv. The outside hot tub is such a nice touch, relief in the cool air with a naked girl in it, and the jets are so fun to play with. She told me a story about how she accidentally discovered the Nevada Brothels as a child. Since she loves rabbits she saw a sign for a "bunny ranch" and insisted that her parents pull over, and then she ended up finding out that it wasn't that kind of a  "bunny ranch." lol.  When she found out that I had a birthday coming soon, she went into the kitchen and got a large glazed chocolate brownie with a candle for me, all complimentary. I tried to eat it all, but all this complimentary food was becoming too much for me.

When the 12 hours were up, we went back into the main restaurant and she got me the complimentary breakfast (more than I could eat), when she came back from the back area, she had gotten me a free Mustang Ranch hat and mug, both personally signed and messaged by her. She gave a hug like an old friend and we said our byes.  By the time the taxi arrived the parking lot was filled with literal mustangs (actual wild horses) and the taxi driver had me take pictures, including pictures for him of him posing next to the "pretty horses."

I kind of went into long detail there, but my point is that a long session with a girl who's really willing to go the extra distances to make sure her clients are extra satisfied can really make the experiences really memorable. I would have loved to have been with her again, but then the china virus hit, the ranches closed, and she retired during the year.

Funmonger link wrote: I remember a funny night at the Mustang a few years ago when Lucy was going to "Big sister"  a girl that I wanted to party with on her first night. In fact, I was her first customer. So the three of us went into the negotiation room. The new girl was a little nervous. Lucy was totally "in control." So Lucy proceeded to tell her to ask me what I want and once that was done, Lucy turned to me and said "And you're supposed to tell her what your budget is for the party." That seemed to me very amusing. This was my first time in training and I always did like to cut up at school. So I said, "How much am I supposed to say?" going along with the "expert advice" and all. Lucy broke into a nice grin. She realized that she had assumed the coaching role to me as well, even though I was already well aware of the process. So then she advised the new girl to do the "dick check" and once I pulled it out, in walked another lady, a manager or something. I laughed almost hysterically. There I was, three ladies looking at my dick for an instant as Lucy left and the manager took over since Lucy was apparently called out. What added to the hysteria was they had run out of wipes or gloves or something and they were looking through the drawer as I stood there with my dick out. The party itself was a bit "pedantic" (dime store word for too overly in compliance). The whole experience was more worth a several hundred dollar laugh than anything else. I've had many fun times at those places and some funny ones too.

Slednx link wrote: In all my years of visiting the huts, I have one memory that has never left my mind, as vivid today as it was that January winter night nine years ago. A moment never to be forgotten and shared as often as I can.

It was my first party with Barbiegirl at the Bunnyranch.

dyanadyamonds link wrote: Hi there,

Wow. You guys have some pretty cool stories to share.
But, I am wanting more. So keep them coming.
I'm enjoying reading every one of them.
Let's keep this going.
Xoxo,
Dyana Dyamonds

www.dyandyamonds.com

whackymole link wrote: It would be worth it to get this thread pinned, or find a way to keep it open and prevent it from being auto locked, thus preventing a need to create a redunbant new thread about brothel memories in the future when the topic inevitably comes up again.