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Reopening day at the houses is coming soon. Possibly as soon as May 1st.
How soon do you expect you’ll return?
Will you be one of the first (assuming a Lady you want to see is in house) or will you sit back a few weeks?
I don’t think my sched will allow me sooner than the 14th which would be 2 weeks after May 1st. There will be several factors involved so could very easily be well after that date

I have no problem with people voicing their opinions. As long as people aren’t fighting about it then it’s fine. In the spirit of the board maybe could steer away from it and also from getting upset if it’s not personal.

Carry on.....unless your Communist.

J/k


Rachel Varga
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Slednx link wrote: Ston3y- The way I read the Bella's article, you'd still be able to get your BJ. Only the patrons, not the lady would be required to wear the face mask. Remember, the ladies would be getting tested every week for Covid 19 along with the other tests.

If any of you have been to Amsterdam, the parties would be like there. Pretty much a half and half, maybe they will even bring that paper barrier that you stick your dick through that protects the lady from touching your nuts! ?

Personally, I think it might be a liabilty for the houses to require the guys to wear a mask while trying to have sex. A lot are out of shape and breathing through a mask is difficult for some, for a fat guy having sex it might be too much for their body to handle.

Are they adding Covid tests to the womens weekly testing? Looks painful. Need to mentally prepare but this is great for everyone.

AlexaWu link wrote: Are they adding Covid tests to the womens weekly testing? Looks painful. Need to mentally prepare but this is great for everyone.

It's not painful, but very uncomfortable. The nasal test is anyway.

I called and they said it was the nasal test. I will wait for now. I don't need a q-tip in my brain.

Rachel Varga link wrote: I called and they said it was the nasal test. I will wait for now. I don't need a q-tip in my brain.

Maybe it will help decrease gag reflex? LOL (kidding)

Rachel Varga link wrote: I called and they said it was the nasal test. I will wait for now. I don't need a q-tip in my brain.

My thoughts exactly. I just don't think I could keep my head still while they stick that extra long
Qtip all the way in to what seems like my brain & THEN rotate it multiple times to get a good sample!

It wasn’t the worst thing, it’s just a ticklish feeling. I think it’s a little more bearable than doing blood. I love the commentary, I’m laughing very hard.

Rachel Varga link wrote: I called and they said it was the nasal test. I will wait for now. I don't need a q-tip in my brain.

yuggnikih link wrote: My thoughts exactly. I just don't think I could keep my head still while they stick that extra long
Qtip all the way in to what seems like my brain & THEN rotate it multiple times to get a good sample!

I'll pass on that too.  Mine is probably just a bad cold with a fever...

SToN3y link wrote: Maybe it will help decrease gag reflex? LOL (kidding)

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Funny story. A long time ago a girl swallowed a toothbrush trying to be able to get over the gag reflex. Was all over the romanian news. Basically the entire country knows that she wants to deepthroat. Lol.

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Rachel Varga link wrote: Funny story. A long time ago a girl swallowed a toothbrush trying to be able to get over the gag reflex. Was all over the romanian news. Basically the entire country knows that she wants to deepthroat. Lol.

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Hahaha, those make the best news stories. I'm an x-ray tech, so I get plenty of stories of people sticking objects in areas they're not meant for.

I assume you are from Romania! I have a dear friend who lives in Bucharest.

Rachel Varga link wrote: Funny story. A long time ago a girl swallowed a toothbrush trying to be able to get over the gag reflex. Was all over the romanian news. Basically the entire country knows that she wants to deepthroat. Lol.

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Toothbrush swallowing is actually suprisingly common and it usually happens to young women who are suprised by how easily they are swallowed. A search of girl swallows toothbrush turns up many stories.

Here's a medical report about a 23 year old woman who swallowed a toothbrush and had to have it retrieved from her stomach. Highlights include her mentioning how suprised she was when it just slid down, pictures inside her stomach of the whole toothbrush, and the report mentioning over 40 similiar cases between 1988 and 2000 alone!

https://www.oatext.com/Endoscopic-remov ... -brush.php

Another set of pictures of another whole toothbrush in another young woman's stomach being removed with a "little net" lol.

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Ext ... _234159252

And this story about a 19 year old British girl who claims to have "no gag reflex" swallowing her toothbrush whole by "accident" and doctors telling her that surgery wasn't necessary because the toothbrush was no match for her digestive system, and her theorizing that she either digested it or "passed it without noticing"  :o The story ends by saying that there were over 20 toothbrush related "accidents" just last year alone!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... where.html

Drew_Ryan link wrote: It wasn’t the worst thing, it’s just a ticklish feeling. I think it’s a little more bearable than doing blood. I love the commentary, I’m laughing very hard.

After seeing some of those "sex gadgets" on the dressers in the lady's rooms at the Mustang & me not having a clue what most of them were, I think your concept of "ticklish" just might be way different than mine.  I think I'd much rather donate a few tubes of blood for a blood test than get that COVID-19 Nasal Test.

yuggnikih link wrote: After seeing some of those "sex gadgets" on the dressers in the lady's rooms at the Mustang & me not having a clue what most of them were, I think your concept of "ticklish" just might be way different than mine.  I think I'd much rather donate a few tubes of blood for a blood test than get that COVID-19 Nasal Test.

I like sex toys, but I’m not into the crazy ones. I will admit I’ve always wanted one of electro-wands but that’s the extent. I may have a higher pain tolerance than others.


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Drew_Ryan link wrote: I like sex toys, but I’m not into the crazy ones. I will admit I’ve always wanted one of electro-wands but that’s the extent. I may have a higher pain tolerance than others.


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We literally just picked up a new magic wand, cordless.  We put a picture on our twitter.  It’s powerful 

Phoenix link wrote: We literally just picked up a new magic wand, cordless.  We put a picture on our twitter.  It’s powerful 

Funny you should mention that, I just got me one of them "Head Honchos" as advertised on "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" if anybody remembers that wonderful, dirty old lady!

I'm not a big fleshlight guy, but I would highly recommend it for you fellers currently going through blue balls and brothel withdrawals. Almost as good as the real thing! Almost...

SToN3y link wrote: Funny you should mention that, I just got me one of them "Head Honchos" as advertised on "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" if anybody remembers that wonderful, dirty old lady!

I'm not a big fleshlight guy, but I would highly recommend it for you fellers currently going through blue balls and brothel withdrawals. Almost as good as the real thing! Almost...

I remember the first episode of Sue Johanson's I saw.. she was imitating how to lick a womans pot of gold.  ;D

Drew_Ryan link wrote: I like sex toys, but I’m not into the crazy ones. I will admit I’ve always wanted one of electro-wands but that’s the extent. I may have a higher pain tolerance than others.

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After seeing your pics with pierced nipples and having to look up just what an "electro-wand" actually is (i.e. an electrical shock vibrator--LOL), I'd say you have a much higher tolerance for pain than I do.  I also have an "electrical shock device"--it's a shock watch, which has an alarm that first beeps, then shocks (one of ten settings) and setting six is enough to kick me out of bed in the morning making me fully awake and ready to start the day! I can't imaging an electronic shock device being
pleasurable if applied to me during sex--that just sounds like torture to me but then so does getting pierced nipples--I know I'd pass out if I had to go through that.

With the hoarding of TP, I am surprised there is not a shortage of AAA and AA batteries.

yuggnikih link wrote: After seeing your pics with pierced nipples and having to look up just what an "electro-wand" actually is (i.e. an electrical shock vibrator--LOL), I'd say you have a much higher tolerance for pain than I do.  I also have an "electrical shock device"--it's a shock watch, which has an alarm that first beeps, then shocks (one of ten settings) and setting six is enough to kick me out of bed in the morning making me fully awake and ready to start the day! I can't imaging an electronic shock device being
pleasurable if applied to me during sex--that just sounds like torture to me but then so does getting pierced nipples--I know I'd pass out if I had to go through that.

You caught me, I’m a little masochist. Don’t tell anyone my secret.


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Drew_Ryan link wrote: I like sex toys, but I’m not into the crazy ones. I will admit I’ve always wanted one of electro-wands but that’s the extent. I may have a higher pain tolerance than others.

This sounds like it might be a fun experience. I am not averse to a little pain to increase pleasure. I wont go into what I like publicly though.

SToN3y link wrote: Funny you should mention that, I just got me one of them "Head Honchos" as advertised on "Talk Sex with Sue Johanson" if anybody remembers that wonderful, dirty old lady!

I'm not a big fleshlight guy, but I would highly recommend it for you fellers currently going through blue balls and brothel withdrawals. Almost as good as the real thing! Almost...

I bought a pretty expensive "fleshlight" a few years ago. Though it wasn't that brand. Wasn't for me. Didn't like how it felt, though I'm not sure that's the right word.