Courtesan's most memorable 'one-liners'

[Lee]

She kinda stunned You or at least made You think deep about what She said and without saying much. Maybe it was original, or maybe She just tossed out a quote, either way, it really got Your attention. I have 2 to share from recent years along with source credits (I hope They don't mind).


                              "Anything is possible" - COY Belle  (2015)

                              "Love don't pay the bills" - COE (Courtesan of Excellence) Crystal (2016)

What quick statement really got Your attention??

[Prospector Bob]

In a party with Tawny at the Wild Horse I guess she thought I was being too chatty during foreplay. She tells me, "Shut up & eat me!"  :o ;D

[Cobia]

One  I will never forget:  " I don't like sex, that is why I never got married " .

[TC]

One  I will never forget:  " I don't like sex, that is why I never got married " .

I do like sex, that's why I got divorced!  ;D

[Cobia]

I do like sex, that's why I got divorced!  ;D

;D ;D

[Funmonger]

My favorite: "shut up and enjoy your blowjob."


and


"We've go a lot of catchin' up to do."

[Slednx]

One of the hottest one-liners to me was when Ruby said, " Kiss me, I want to taste myself "

[dbldblu51]

Our party didn't last as long as I had hoped.  I guess the disappointment showed on my face.  "What's the matter, want your cum back?"

[Dirk Diggler]

I think mine was after I received a naked lap dance and then the lady in question abruptly got up, went to the edge of the bed, dropped down on her knees, and then said “Would you like to fuck my mouth now?”  :o
*mind blown*


Dirk

[Mikey]

Kendra asked me, "Would you mind taking your finger out of my ass?"

[Lee]

I do like sex, that's why I got divorced!  ;D

                                                                      !!!Peanut!!!

                                                                      !!!You Rock!!!

Definitely a LMAO bunch of responses, hope there is more out there!

[wayne208]

I got slugged and called a few Names for Lying to Abby at Mona's .Remember Anna ?. But She made up for it buy Kissing Me and Laughing .. What a Great Sense of Humor she had .. Or the First Time I went to the Dovetail ,,Monica and Charlie Said Hi and the only One who did not know Me was Sonja .. That was a Good day seeing 2 friends again ..

[Dr. Who]

"Anything is available for a price" ...a lady blurted this out years ago, at one of the southern houses when I was there hanging out with a few friends in the bar.  We were sitting around chatting as a group with a few ladies and she was listening in on our discussion from across the bar when she shouted that out ...LOL  I seem to recall that not all of the ladies were too happy with that outburst.  8)

[Mikey]

After chatting with Eden Michelle in the parlor for awhile, I asked to head back to her room, and she replied, "It's about time, I can't wait to get your balls in my mouth."