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What are some of the funny things you’ve witnessed in a Brothel or had happen to you?


Some of these I’ve mentioned before but still funny IMO


Line up during the pool party at the Mustang a couple yrs ago. Most of the Ladies were in swimwear etc. Jaylynn walked up to introduce herself and her flip flops squeaked as she walked. When the lineup was done the guy couldn’t remember her name so he said “The Lady with the squeaky shoes”


While having a Lady straddle my face she squirted during orgasm and about drowned me!


I have a few more but I’d love to hear about some of yours

I would not Know where to Begin and which House .. I did see a Lady Dirty Hustle Me and Crappie at the Dovetail One time .. And We Loved it  ;D  At Least I Know I did  :o

Got a couple of 'em...

The "Deer in the headlights" look on the faces of two Mexican boys when Phoenixxx made her rounds of the original Mustang's parlor/bar while buck nekkid! They were squirming in their chairs when Phe Phe went over to chat with them. It was funny seeing them looking at her Lady parts while trying not to look at her Lady parts.

Another time in the Mustang bar, Flyfisher introduced me to the fabulous Belle. She was wearing a skin tight, silver sequins, almost floor length gown. She says the gown is so tight she couldn't get it on while wearing panties. Then she reaches down, pulls the gown up above her hips & says, "See!"  :o ;D

Belle flashing without panties is her trademark! Lol


Belle roller skating around the Mustang in her birthday suit


Belle lighting various Lady parts on fire


Belle launching ping pong balls from...


I think we could have started a Belle thread in its own! Lol


Gotta Love Belle! Thee Coolest Lady in the biz!

I had heard about it, heard of him but finally during an outing to the Old Bridge in early 2000's, I heard with my own ears, the howl coming down the hallway of Howling Tom. Everyone in the parlor just sat there laughing!

It seems most of the funniest stories involve Belle. Mine is no different.
We’re going at it in the Mustang’s former Mardi Gras suite. We’re on that circular bed with Belle on me in cowgirl position. We hear a tour coming our way. I say, is that door locked? Belle replies, don’t worry the do not disturb sign is on the door.
We see the door start to open, and in comes a couple and a tour guide.
Without missing a beat, Belle just keeps on riding away, she looks over at the couple with their eyes and mouths wide open. Belle just says, Hi, wanna come over and join us?


They got out of their quick and Belle went right back to boinking my brains out.

Slednx link wrote: I had heard about it, heard of him but finally during an outing to the Old Bridge in early 2000's, I heard with my own ears, the howl coming down the hallway of Howling Tom. Everyone in the parlor just sat there laughing!

Reminds of hearing Monica Morris down the hallway at Sheri's Ranch. She sure could vocalize her passion!

I remember the first Time Meeting Abby .. We had been PMing each other and I sadly told her I did not think I could make it to Mona's to See Her . At the Last Minute I got My Time off .. Then The Bartender and I set Abby up .. She told Abby that She had a really Shy Guy at the Bar who had just gotten divorced . Abby Came out and I acted Scared around Her and Finally She takes Me on a Tour of Mona's .. We get to the VIP room and She sits on The Bed While I sit on the Couch . She asked Me to Join Her but I acted to Shy . We started talking Prices and I asked if She charged extra for People that Lied . She looked at Me Confused and then I introduced Myself to Her as Wayne . She grabbed and Kissed Me on the Big Bed Laughing .. Than She asked if the Bartender had been in on It .. I asked her if She could Not hear The Bartender Laughing . We all stood around laughing about It Later at the Bar  .. Then Me Abby and I Partied My Brains Out .. I did that Trick Onc time Later at Mona's with a Gal from The Philippines .. It also worked out again ..  ;D ;D

Sitting at the bar at Kitties.  On one of the sofas were about 5 Mexican laborers (Who "obviously" had no money to party).  Jordan walks up to them and asks for money for the Juke Box.  All she gets is a blank stare...  BAD MISTAKE. 


In 30 seconds this 6' blonde haired amazon (in 4" heels) had them convinced that anyone who could not feed the juke box had to sit on the floor.  (Which they did).......  THEN the (very proper) madam walked in and almost had a heart attack. 

Sitting in the Mustang bar on multiple occasions and watching less than average height guys walk thru the door, spot Alexia and make a beeline straight for her!