BrothelLife

I know.  I always have the solution.

Let the lady write the party review! 

That would very unbiased wouldn't it?

"This tall horny Irishman booked me for an hour and tried to lick me like a lollipop the entire time!"

Chicagobob link wrote: "This tall horny Irishman booked me for an hour and tried to lick me like a lollipop the entire time!"

Well of course!!!  Who would want to miss dessert?  ;D

MrTShirt link wrote: I know.  I always have the solution.

Let the lady write the party review! 

I wonder if a lengthy paragraph (or two) would do the job or if a sliding scale between POS and Superman would be best? 

MrTShirt link wrote:
That would very unbiased wouldn't it?

That would be really unbiased. Good idea.