Approaching a lady

[rubik]

I'm new to all this so bear with me. I have not been to a brothel yet and don't know what to say when I meet a girl. Is there just a short easy answer because all the different posts and opinions are overwhelming.

[isurfer]

I'm new to all this so bear with me. I have not been to a brothel yet and don't know what to say when I meet a girl. Is there just a short easy answer because all the different posts and opinions are overwhelming.

Since every guy is different, there is a questionnaire with about 4 dozen or more things that you need to answer first, starting with your age, distance from the brothels, what you are looking for in your brothel party experience, and the amount of money you intend to spend. Oh, you wanted a short easy answer? Go online to the different LPIN websites, the house run sites and the independent sites, find different courtesans that interest you and contact them via the internet and start a private conversation with them to see if you have common interests or some other thing about them that you find interesting. Eventually you might come up with some names of ladies that you actually want to see and meet in person. When it comes time to meet them face to face, you will already know a few things about them and it will be easier to come up with words to say to them to start up an in-person conversation or continue with one that you have already started online.

[SixT9er]

I'm new to all this so bear with me. I have not been to a brothel yet and don't know what to say when I meet a girl. Is there just a short easy answer because all the different posts and opinions are overwhelming.

In bar:

Hello
May I join you? or
Will you join me?
May I buy you a drink?
Ask her name, introduce yourself
Proceed with small talk then if interested ask for a tour that will end with her asking if you’d like to negotiate

In negotiations
There are many different ways to approach this here is mine
Ask her what her rules are for example does she kiss, allow DATY etc
Tell her what you want as far as activities & expected time
Make her an offer that is your offer that you are willing to spend for the referenced party.
I hate to haggle so my offer is my only offer, I don’t want to get into a heated negotiation with a Lady I want to get intimate with.
She may counter, she may accept, she may decline. If you’ve made it clear that’s your only offer then it will be accept or decline. If accept go have fun. If declined then thank her for her time, go back to bar & start with new Lady. Skip tour & go straight to negotiate if you are interested.


Sorry no real short answer to your question


Welcum to the board & the Brothel world!

[Chicagobob]

Grab her arm, slap her àss, and tell her you're horny as hell!  Just kidding...

Are you talking about what to say to a brothel girl?  If your talking about brothel etiquette, there's some good threads for newbies on here.  Like talking to any girl, just be yourself and see if there's a vibe.  Stay with "safe" subjects and don't pry into personal things.  Everyone is different so there's really no script to follow.  Read her reactions with what you say and be respectful.  Follow the good advice of 9'er and 'Surfer above.  Relax and enjoy!

[Ironman]

Just walk up to her and in your best Butthead voice say "Hey Baby wanna wrestle?"??

OK maybe not! Just say hello.

Unless you are at Mustang & talking to Kitti then maybe the Butthead impersonation might actually work.  Better yet Beavis T shirt over your head introduce yourself as the Great Corn Julio and ask if she has any TP for your bung hole.??

Again I am not seriously endorsing this approach unless you are at Mustang and Talking to Kitti then I think this approach might actually work well enough to break the ixe, and start an actual conversation.?

Once you actually get to a brothel no matter which one just try to relax be polite look presentable check your breath before you walk in the door you will be fine.???

[BigBankA7D]

I'm new to all this so bear with me. I have not been to a brothel yet and don't know what to say when I meet a girl. Is there just a short easy answer because all the different posts and opinions are overwhelming.

You are overthinking it just come in and have a good time the ladies will make you feel comfortable

[Cobia]

You are overthinking it just come in and have a good time the ladies will make you feel comfortable

EXACTLY...… just walk in and all sorts of good things will happen. No problem.

[Lomez]

Yeah, don't overthink it. You're not asking her to marry you.

This is not always possible but if you're a newbie, it's good to go in for your first time with a bud - maybe one of us - safety in numbers like a trainee. New ladies have big sisters so big brothers is not unreasonable.

[Ironman]

Yeah, don't overthink it. You're not asking her to marry you.

This is not always possible but if you're a newbie, it's good to go in for your first time with a bud - maybe one of us - safety in numbers like a trainee. New ladies have big sisters so big brothers is not unreasonable.

Good point a buddy took me into OBR my first time out. In 02 Looking back now years later, I was  so nervous I probably would have chickend out if he had not been with me.

I was chatting with that guy about 6 months ago we haven't hung out in years he is now married with 2 or 3 kids. We no longer live in the same area. He was the one that decided I needed to book and have sex at least once with 50 different girls. 

When we  touched base about 6 months ago we eventually got on the subject told him I was on 41 and holding for I don't know how long. Then I cent him the IG links for Charlotte and Tori. He was actually surprised I had made it over 41. He doesn't go to brothels anymore he hasn't since 03.  But he spent enough time in them too know how the princess works, and that negotiation with a different girl every time unless you are rich not me.? Is far from a sure thing..

? He was talking out his ass when he through that 50 number out there. So he was impressed I am only 9 girls short.?

[Chicagobob]

... it's good to go in for your first time with a bud - maybe one of us - safety in numbers like a trainee. New ladies have big sisters so big brothers is not unreasonable.

Yep, My roadie partner was my mentor. He showed me the ropes on everything.
I cut my teeth at Exit 23 - and here it is 34 years later, I'm still here.

[Cobia]

My first 2 visits I had no computer and all alone.  Everything went well.  Go for it.

[rachelvarga]

I'm new to all this so bear with me. I have not been to a brothel yet and don't know what to say when I meet a girl. Is there just a short easy answer because all the different posts and opinions are overwhelming.

Yes, there is a short answer. Two things can happen.

1. You walk in and see a girl you want to talk to. Simply approach her and say, "Hi, my name is ______. Would you like to chat?" That is just an example. You can change it up but the idea is to let her know your name and ask if she wants to chat. You can also ask something like, "How are you this lovely evening?" really any ice breaker. If she has a dress you like, then compliment her on it. Remember, we talk with people and so we know you want to talk, we carry the conversation if you are having a hard time or anxious.

2. A lady approaches you. Of course, you will chit chat. At some point, you will want to either negotiate or talk to another lady. If you don't jell or for whatever reason want to talk to a different lady then tell her who the lady is and that you want to talk to her. In a regular situation that would sound rude or upset a woman but it is part of what we do. We would rather help you find the right girl instead of walk out the door dissatisfied.

If there is a girl on the site you want to meet and I am there. Just come up to me and tell me you want to talk to so and so or point her out and I will introduce you to her. I say that sincerely and not to get your business. These guys will tell you I am not like that.

[RoxyGold]

Just walk up to her and in your best Butthead voice say "Hey Baby wanna wrestle?"??

OK maybe not! Just say hello.

Unless you are at Mustang & talking to Kitti then maybe the Butthead impersonation might actually work.  Better yet Beavis T shirt over your head introduce yourself as the Great Corn Julio and ask if she has any TP for your bung hole.??

Again I am not seriously endorsing this approach unless you are at Mustang and Talking to Kitti then I think this approach might actually work well enough to break the ixe, and start an actual conversation.?

Once you actually get to a brothel no matter which one just try to relax be polite look presentable check your breath before you walk in the door you will be fine.???

This would totally work on me! Corny lines from dumb movies and shows are kind of my thing

[Ironman]

This would totally work on me! Corny lines from dumb movies and shows are kind of my thing

Good to know just in case.?

[MrTShirt]

As you can see, there are various approaches that various people suggest.  All good ideas.

Bottom line is that there is no "pickup lines" needed in brothels. 

Treat it as a family reunion where you simply circulate and say hi to everyone.

[Lee]

As you can see, there are various approaches that various people suggest.  All good ideas.

Bottom line is that there is no "pickup lines" needed in brothels. 

Treat it as a family reunion where you simply circulate and say hi to everyone.

MrTShirt, this post of Yours (number 777) really was a jackpot winner!
It's true that there are no 'pickup' lines and thats great! I know I've never (in a lifetime) succeeded with a Lady where I had to think about what I had to say, therefore I just dont. The Brothels arent that way. A person could probably go in saying nothing at all until spoken to first and 'the magic' would (will!) still happen!

One of the finest things a sweet Lady told me as I was leaving one time was "Come on back soon, all Your wives will be waiting on You!!!" So, yeah, treat Them with the good respect You would a family member, and, not be afraid to say "Hi!" to any and all of them as You pass them by! They really are the nicest Ladies You'd ever want to meet 

[Chicagobob]

... I know I've never (in a lifetime) succeeded with a Lady where I had to think about what I had to say, therefore I just dont. The Brothels arent that way. A person could probably go in saying nothing at all...

The least talking I ever did was at Bunny Ranch late one night.  I was at the bar all alone when a lady slid up into my lap and whispered in my ear "I'm really horny". All I said was "let's go!"

I didn't even learn her name until I was getting dressed!  ;D

[Dr. Who]

For those who have met me, know that I'm sort of the quiet type, probably just the opposite of CB ...LOL.  So, I often prefer to have the ladies approach and start up a convo with me, rather than the reverse.  It's usually less awkward when meeting new ladies, since I'm not the type to just walk up to a lady and start up a conversation out of the blue unless I already know her.

Most of the ladies can also sense when a customer is nervous and may not know what to say, so just follow their lead.  Just be a gentleman, perhaps offer to buy her a drink to break the ice, especially if she peaks your interest.

[Duck11]

Grab her arm, slap her àss, and tell her you're horny as hell!  Just kidding...

I tried this technique. It didn’t end well 

Just kidding.
I still get all jittery when walking into a house. But as others have said, just walk in and be respectful to everyone. Grab a drink and say hello to some of the ladies. Everyone is always friendly and if a lady you’re interested in comes over, invite her to sit down.
If you see a lady, but have a hard time approaching her, you can always let the bartender know. I’ve done that a few times and if she’s available, the bartender can help break the ice.

[Prospector Bob]

I've not tried this but wondered how it would be received:  Approach a group of Ladies talking amongst themselves. When you notice the group is aware of your presence, you say, "Pardon me Ladies, I have a big wad of cash & I'm horny as hell! Anyone interested?"

Being in a brothel, I'm relatively certain one or more of the Ladies will raise their hand even if they have slightly shocked expressions. Seeing as how I am retired, I need one of you good fellows out there to try this approach to see how it goes down.    ;D