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Thrash metal: The world is screwed! Let’s drink some beer!

Power metal: The world is screwed! We shall slay the beast with the Sword of Justice!

Symphonic metal: The world is screwed! Listen to this hot goth chick sing!

Death metal: The world is screwed! Let’s go on a killing spree!

Black metal: The world is screwed! Hail Satan!

Doom metal: The world is screwed. We are screwed.

We're so fucked
Shit outta luck
Hardwired to self-destruct

Heavy Metal: Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!

JimDiGriz wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:58 pm Heavy Metal: Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!

Hahaha not me.

I almost did one about pop, hip hop, and country telling us why the world isn’t screwed, but since I don’t listen to those genres (Country fucking near made me self destruct.), I feel I’m not qualified.

Plus, I posted the same thing on Facebook, and if I did the other one, it would trigger a reaction from my sister. Poor girl’s already having issues. I don’t need to cause her anymore by bad mouthing country music.