Best Ever Courtesan Awards
I figure if others feel qualified to start their own awards I might as well, Right?
I invite all courtesans & clients to submit their choices (can be Courtesan or client) for the following categories:
Best Smile:
Prettiest Eyes:
Best Conversationalist:
Best Listener:
Sexiest:
Best Oral Skills:
Best Kisser:
Best Riding Skills:
Best being ridden skills:
Prettiest Kitti:
Best Breasts:
Best Butt:
Best Legs:
The award in each category will be something fun (batteries included if needed)
The winner in each category will be determined by a panel of 3 Judges comprising of Me, Myself & I although that I guy is a real jerk I need to have 3 in case of ties!
Winners to be announced during a time I damn well feel like it
This contest will neither be fair or unbiased as I have already made my choices
So please submit your choices, time is limited to get your picks in as they don't matter anyway
I look forward to the looks on the Ladies faces when they find out they have won and the look on their faces as they enjoy their prize!
The above announcement was a joke. There will be no BECA's at least not by me. For any and all who thought it was real I'm sorry for getting your hopes up
Anouncing the BECA's
- SixT9er
- 1000 Posts!
- Posts: 2316
- Joined: Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:53 pm
Anouncing the BECA's
A Lady can ask any price and the client can always walk. If you accept her offer it's on you so don't bitch about it!
- Cobia
- 5000 Posts!
- Posts: 11558
- Joined: Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:06 pm
SixT9er link wrote: Best Ever Courtesan Awards
I figure if others feel qualified to start their own awards I might as well, Right?
I invite all courtesans & clients to submit their choices (can be Courtesan or client) for the following categories:
Best Smile:
Prettiest Eyes:
Best Conversationalist:
Best Listener:
Sexiest:
Best Oral Skills:
Best Kisser:
Best Riding Skills:
Best being ridden skills:
Prettiest Kitti:
Best Breasts:
Best Butt:
Best Legs:
The award in each category will be something fun (batteries included if needed)
The winner in each category will be determined by a panel of 3 Judges comprising of Me, Myself & I although that I guy is a real jerk I need to have 3 in case of ties!
Winners to be announced during a time I damn well feel like it
This contest will neither be fair or unbiased as I have already made my choices
So please submit your choices, time is limited to get your picks in as they don't matter anyway
I look forward to the looks on the Ladies faces when they find out they have won and the look on their faces as they enjoy their prize!
The above announcement was a joke. There will be no BECA's at least not by me. For any and all who thought it was real I'm sorry for getting your hopes up
Well, crap. I was so into that..... ;D
If you don't like the way I'm livin then leave this long haired country boy alone.
- FumbleNutts
- 250 Posts!
- Posts: 567
- Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:57 pm
Gosh, you had me until the end, Six
You want to make a Brothel Life fun contest, I'll chip in a Gift Card every January.
You want to make a Brothel Life fun contest, I'll chip in a Gift Card every January.
It’s 2,000 miles to Nevada, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it! Hit me up on Twitter @FumbleNutts
Hit it! Hit me up on Twitter @FumbleNutts
- SixT9er
- 1000 Posts!
- Posts: 2316
- Joined: Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:53 pm
Things have been getting a little to serious lately just thought I’d try and lighten it up a bit.
Hopefully it worked, if not I tried
Hopefully it worked, if not I tried
A Lady can ask any price and the client can always walk. If you accept her offer it's on you so don't bitch about it!
- rachelvarga
- 1000 Posts!
- Posts: 3107
- Joined: Mon Aug 28, 2017 6:01 am
- Website: http://rachelbomb.com
- Twitter: http://x.com/rachelbombx
I will have the BD Awards where the Biggest Douche gets kicked in the nuts.
- SixT9er
- 1000 Posts!
- Posts: 2316
- Joined: Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:53 pm
I’ll be sure to wear my cup!Rachel Varga link wrote: I will have the BD Awards where the Biggest Douche gets kicked in the nuts.
A Lady can ask any price and the client can always walk. If you accept her offer it's on you so don't bitch about it!
- firefighter
- 250 Posts!
- Posts: 544
- Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:40 am
- Website: http://lpinawards.com/index.php
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/lpinawards
- Contact:
I don't want to mention any names but could the winner's initials be CM? ;DRachel Varga link wrote: I will have the BD Awards where the Biggest Douche gets kicked in the nuts.
NRA Benefactor Member
- Cobia
- 5000 Posts!
- Posts: 11558
- Joined: Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:06 pm
firefighter link wrote: I don't want to mention any names but could the winner's initials be CM? ;D
;D ;D ;D
If you don't like the way I'm livin then leave this long haired country boy alone.
- Ironman
- 250 Posts!
- Posts: 837
- Joined: Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:24 am
SixT9er link wrote: Best Ever Courtesan Awards
I figure if others feel qualified to start their own awards I might as well, Right?
I invite all courtesans & clients to submit their choices (can be Courtesan or client) for the following categories:
Best Smile:
Prettiest Eyes:
Best Conversationalist:
Best Listener:
Sexiest:
Best Oral Skills:
Best Kisser:
Best Riding Skills:
Best being ridden skills:
Prettiest Kitti:
Best Breasts:
Best Butt:
Best Legs:
The award in each category will be something fun (batteries included if needed)
The winner in each category will be determined by a panel of 3 Judges comprising of Me, Myself & I although that I guy is a real jerk I need to have 3 in case of ties!
Winners to be announced during a time I damn well feel like it
This contest will neither be fair or unbiased as I have already made my choices
So please submit your choices, time is limited to get your picks in as they don't matter anyway
I look forward to the looks on the Ladies faces when they find out they have won and the look on their faces as they enjoy their prize!
The above announcement was a joke. There will be no BECA's at least not by me. For any and all who thought it was real I'm sorry for getting your hopes up
You should just do them speed Racer used to do his own awards why not you??
I am here so none of you all Turkey's, steal my screen name.