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Tell us about your bad parties. No names of course or even house just what made it bad?


Lady halfway thru the party changed the rules. Things that were ok to begin with were all the sudden not allowed. There were other things before but they had to do with personal preference things that are not discovered until the clothes come off.


Another party that was just ok anyway the moment I popped the Lady was off like a shot and basically handing me my clothes before I could even clean up!


The worst had to do with personal hygiene. Again something you don’t find out until you’re committed and it’s too late


I take responsibility many times for what may be a less than great party because I look back and realize there really wasn’t a connection to begin with and I partied anyway because I talked myself into it for one reason or another. She’s hot, she has a great reputation, I felt obligated etc

I was on a roll a couple of years ago with a porn star turned courtesan.  We were having our 5th party in a row. About 20 minutes into it, she had a complete melt down. She stopped the action and started talking some crazy shit.  I actually got up, put on my clothes, and I walked out! 


I went to the cashier and told her "there are 2 girls in my room".  She said no, you only booked one.  I pointed to my head and repeated "no, there are 2"


Needless to say, that was the end if that party...

I think that if you've been visiting the brothels long enough, you're bound to have a bad or mediocre party, sooner or later. 

It's been awhile, since I had a negative experience partying with a lady.  This was back in ca. 2006 when I took a chance partying with a lady who was new to LPIN and I was her first customer.  She use to work at strip clubs and decided to give LPIN a try.  The funny part is that we really "clicked" while chatting in the parlor, so I decided to take one for the team.  8)  Negotiations went well, but during the party she kept trying to upsell additional activities and time.  Needless to say, that was a turn-off and even though she gave a decent party, that should never have happen once you've both sealed the deal during negotiations.  Anyways, she ended up being a one and done LPIN and most likely went back to working the stripclubs.

I usually have great parties, but what ruins them is that damn speaker "Time to Re book"

I agree Armond that kills the Mood really Fast ..  I had that Happen to Me a couple of times ..  Dr. Who sounds like you Got an Ex G/F of mine sorry about that .. ???  ..

When the guy wouldn’t stop checking himself out in the mirror. I swear I caught him winking and flexing at his reflection. I was happy to have the booking and all, but I could have been a blow up doll for how much interest in me there was.  :

I find the mirrors distracting because no one needs to see more of me, I hate seeing myself in them.  Was only nice a couple times when I noticed I could catch a glimpse of the lovely lady I was with from another angle but I would still give that up to not have to see myself ?

RoxyGold link wrote: When the guy wouldn’t stop checking himself out in the mirror. I swear I caught him winking and flexing at his reflection. I was happy to have the booking and all, but I could have been a blow up doll for how much interest in me there was.  :

I’ve had a similar experience with a Lady. She was checking herself out in the mirror, adjusting her hair etc all the while giving me the most uninspired sex I’ve ever had.

I remember one of my ATFs gave me a recommendation of another lady who ended up turning into a complete mental breakdown. It started with the music, which for me really doesn't matter that much, but she picked one song, and put it on repeat.


Then as the party would start to heat up she would freeze and go no, no, no get out of bed and then come back again and we would start over. She was obviously thinking of someone else and a bad experience and was reliving it with me.


I'm not sure what drugs she had taken that night, but was having one bad trip. About 30 minutes of that and I called it and walked out.

RoxyGold link wrote: When the guy wouldn’t stop checking himself out in the mirror. I swear I caught him winking and flexing at his reflection. I was happy to have the booking and all, but I could have been a blow up doll for how much interest in me there was.  :

???

Never had a bad party. Had several that might have been considered average. But that didn't matter. Most of those were intended to be 1 and done parties.  I first went to a brothel in 02 a buddy of mine In 08 said I needed to have sex with at least 50 different women.? Not sure how he arrived at that number, but whatever. by the end of 08 I think I was sitting on maybe 12 So I started booking a lot of 1 and supposedly done parties to push up the numbers a little make a legit Run at this random number of 50 a buddy of mine through out there.?


A few factors derailed that plan which was kinda ridiculous anyway since I had to pay for it all he was not going to help fund this plan he layed out for me.?


Anyway the only qualification the girl had to have really was did I like the way her ass looked and was she willing to have sex for what I had to spend at the time.


If I liked the view from behind and she was cool with the rate was good enough it was about quanty and continuing the march to 50.


But like I said that grand plan ran off the track because girl number 10 or was she the 11th?
Anyway doesn't matter anyway that girl was Kristine. My original plan with her was killer rear view pretty face on top of that. Perfect 1 and done girl right? Unfortunately she put some sort of voodoo curse on me that night back in 08 at CR. That was more like computer Malware by the time you realize its there your hard drive is compromised.  So I left her room that night thinking I need to get back to her at some point. But she played hard to get for 3 years. So I continued the march to 50.


By the time I was able to corner Kristine again I'm 2011. She put the finishing touches on whatever magic spell voodoo curse whatever you want to call it she put on me back in 08. So I suspended the march to 50.  I figured I could always continue it after she moved on because they eventually always do!??


Unfortunately my finances basically got flushed down the toilet shortly after Kristine Retired. She had nothing to do with that happening I made lot of bad and wrong financial choices in the years before I met her that came back to haunt me and bite me in my fat hairy ass shortly before she retired.


Although the timing was Ironic. Its a good thing she moved on when she did.


As hard as it is not being able to see her anymore. It would be worse for me if she was still active because I wouldn't have enough resources to see her much if at all at this point that would be harder on me if she was still around.?


When all Was said and done I am sitting on 39 girls and holding. I may eventually find a 40 maybe even a 41 and 42, and they won't be bad parties either.  At this point even wham bam is better then no bam??which is how its been for me the last almost 2 years now.....Don't see that changing for me anytime soon. Unfortunately paid for sex is a luxury item not a necessity.☹

Apeman,


Only you could write a book about not having a bad party in a thread about bad parties when you haven’t had one! Lolol

SixT9er link wrote: Apeman,


Only you could write a book about not having a bad party in a thread about bad parties when you haven’t had one! Lolol

That's how I roll! Dude!??

RoxyGold link wrote: When the guy wouldn’t stop checking himself out in the mirror. I swear I caught him winking and flexing at his reflection.

Cool, my first review!  But I thought what happens in Roxy's room stays in Roxy's room.  And for the record I wasn't winking, I had something in my eye. =p

Bigfoot link wrote: Cool, my first review!  But I thought what happens in Roxy's room stays in Roxy's room.  And for the record I wasn't winking, I had something in my eye. =p

So I have to ask... what do I need to do to make myself more exciting than your killer biceps? I always strive for improvement 

C'mon Roxy... can you blame him?  Bigfoot is a sexy beast!!

RoxyGold link wrote:
what do I need to do to make myself more exciting than your killer biceps?

That's a tough question.  Let me discuss it with some of my rocket scientist friends and maybe I can get you an answer because there's got to be something.  But seriously I have a feeling you are already more exciting than my awesome biceps... maybe we can test that theory this weekend if you're not too busy. 

CoriCooper link wrote: Bigfoot is a sexy beast!!

Right back at you gorgeous!

Sounds great to me! I will try my hardest to gain and keep your attention... and put those biceps to good use! Flex em so I can see too, not just in the mirror!  ;D