BrothelLife

What are thing that Ladies do that are turn offs or turn ons that make you interested when you see them?


Turn Offs:
As I mentioned in another thread, the little girl look/act is a big turn off along with calling me "Daddy"
Smoke smell, I've been with a few Ladies who smoke but didn't smell like it so they worked out good but if they smell like cigarettes or weed forget it!
Over exposure. I know a lot of guys like to see as much as they can before they "buy" I prefer a little mystery. A Lady in a LBD and high heels is much more appealing than skimpy top and thong (I know I'm strange)
Too much make up. A little makeup is appreciated but applying it with a trowel is too much!


Turn Ons:
Confidence, the way she carries herself shows this along with how Sexy she is
Being able to carry on a conversation. I don't like to hear myself talk
Being authentic, I guess this goes with confidence as you have to be confident to show yourself
A bit of fire. A Lady who stands up for what she believes and will take a chance on alienating some others with her views
Intelligence, Doesn't have to be a rocket scientist but have common sense, be aware of her surroundings and the world around her

Turn-Offs...
*I don't party with a lady who is visibly drunk.  I don't mind ladies drinking, but they need to know their limit.
*The hard sell ...a lady who tries to drag me off to her room, as soon as I walk through the door.
*Being ignored ...LOL ...sitting at the bar and not being approached by any of the ladies.  I'm not an extrovert, so I tend to like the ladies to make the first move or at least come over to say hello and introduce themselves.

Turn-Ons...
*Being genuine, i.e. just be yourself.
*Being friendly and nice.
*An attractive lady will always catch my attention and be a turn-on, but what comes out of her mouth is what will keep me turned on.  I tend to be on the quiet side, so I like ladies who are outgoing and talkative which tends to keep the conversation rolling ...LOL.
*Being a Doctor Who fan is always a plus.  ;D ;D

Turn Offs: Being an arrogant douche,  expecting that I care about your abs,  or talking down to me. That last one happened recently and I stomped that fire out quick. I think people know that I'm a very loving and affectionate woman but I won't take anyone's crap.

Turn On's: Sweet,  funny,  nerdy,  shy,  and wearing cologne.

Rachel Varga link wrote:
Turn On's: Sweet,  funny,  nerdy,  shy,  and wearing cologne.

Wow! If I bought some cheap cologne I'd be batting 600.


A recent turn-on I experienced was Cori Cooper's (alas--since retired) choice of attire--black form fitting dresses which minimized her minuses and emphasized her pluses. Unlike most work outfits, her dresses could have been worn in public, and showed enough of Cori to capture one's interest but concealed enough to make its eventual removal a treat.

A condom floating in the toilet was a real turn off one time.  I mean I know I am not the only client but didn't need to see such evidence.

Which reminds me that at the MR they had a hazardous waste container for condoms which is a turn off as well.  At least that was afterwards, LOL.

Rachel Varga link wrote: ...and wearing cologne.

On sale, cologne by the barrel.  See me at the banquet.

Well, I'm mildly allergic to cologne, perfume, and scented candles, so wearing cologne is out of the question for me.


Turn-ons: friendly, sweet, decent to great conversationalist, a nice butt (ok, the last one's optional)


Turn-offs: smoking, aggressive upselling, ridiculous amounts of spamming their house boards

?? Turn ons not going to not get into them. The one you alls already know if you read even one of my post. ?If I like her look from behind I can probably make it work at least for one Rodeo.?


As for the turn offs. Don't be calling a brothel owner Daddy!? When I see on twitter or something one of the girls calling Hof Daddy it makes my skin crawl its just creepy!


Truth is at his age you should be calling him grandpa anyway.??. While your at it don't call the madam mamma.  You want to do that privately fine but don't do it on the Internet.


Its just creepy and makes you seem like an air mattress.


Turnoff number 2 don't be calling me Daddy or baby either.? Although it may not make my skin crawl in the same way as when I see online one of the Hofetts calling Dennis daddy.


If you call me daddy or baby it makes me laugh?? and I lose focus on the mission and can't concentrate. I guess I can live with baby but not during the actual sex please.  Daddy never not at all.  Its only slightly less creepy than when I see online a lady calling Hof Daddy, and when I say slightly less I am talking by a razor thin margin.

"...While your [sic] at it don't call the madam mamma."[/size]


When Coco @Sues expressed concern for my satisfaction, I asked. "When I leave, will Mama follow me down the hall asking, "You cum? You cum?" This was the only laugh I got from this taciturn lady.

Turn Ons:
1) A nice smile
2) Low body fat
3) Talkative in an interesting way

Turn Offs:
1) Liars/Manipulators
2) Bad smells, either smoke or hygiene-related
3) Talkative in an annoying way

If You wear Blue Jeans You will be safe from Me .. as I dislike them on Ladies . Turn Off
  Smart Intelligent Ladies with Kind eyes dressed Nicely and friendly to Me .. Turn On

Turn on's: when sitting in the parlor, and she gently strokes my hand and/or arm. Later touching the back of my neck. Her hair in an up-do showing a beautiful neck ready for a nibble and kissing.
Turn off's: stale smoke. I don't mind if she just came off a smoke break. A room that is cluttered and resembles a messy teenagers room.

Turn ons...


Being nice. Laughing at my stupid jokes. Being genuinely interested. Having a good time.


Turn offs...


Arrogance. Belittling people. Nickel and dimeing a very fair offer.


Unimportant...


Age. Appearance. Social background.

Dr. Who link wrote:
*Being a Doctor Who fan is always a plus.  ;D ;D

i just wanted to say that you're the coolest dude ever, and this week confirmed that


also, I agree with this statement entirely