Quotes

[firefighter]

"A tree is known by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love." ~ Saint Basil 

[Funmonger]

I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out. - Ed Asner

It seems to me that by his speaking out, Ed Asner is not minding his own business any more than the people he is trying to silence.

[Mikey]

The topic is "quotes" not "debates". That said, Ed is making his opinion known and is not silencing anyone having a different one.

[Mikey]

I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. - Jesus Christ

[Mikey]

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. - Isaac Asimov[/size]

[Mikey]

No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson[/size]

[Mikey]

I advise everybody not to save: spend your money. Most people save all their lives and leave it to somebody else. Money is to be enjoyed. - Hedy Lamarr[/size]

[Mikey]

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. - Lenny Bruce[/size]

[Mikey]

I thought they'd get one of us, but Jack, after all he's been through, never worried about it, I thought it would be me. - Robert Kennedy[/size]

[Mikey]

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. - Drew Carey[/size]

[Mikey]

Under the Constitution, giving 'aid and comfort' to a wartime enemy can lead to a charge of treason. - Walter Cronkite[/size]

[Mikey]

"Don't eat the yellow snow, 'cause that's where the huskies go!" - Frank Zappa[/size][/size]

[Mikey]

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money. - Alan Alda[/size]

[Mikey]

The [UCLA] dean told the 500 of us, "if you are very, very lucky, one of you will make his living in this business . . . one!". I remember walking out, feeling sorry for the other 499. - Bert Convy[/size]

[Mikey]

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain[/size]

[Mikey]

Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit. - Babe Ruth[/size]

[Mikey]

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. - Burt Reynolds[/size]

[Mikey]

The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS. - Dr. Dre[/size]

[Mikey]

Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone. - John Maynard Keynes[/size]

[Lee]

"Twenty years from now You'll be more disappointed by the things You didn't do than by the ones You did do" - Mark Twain

[Lee]

"The roads may be rough and rambunctious, weather uncertain and sometimes surly, but in this land of the Navajo are scenic treasures the like of which one will not find elsewhere" - Raymond Carlson